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open rp

it's pride month so i'm going to get crossed and watch i saw the tv glow for the first time to see if it unlocks anything in me

papayajuan2019

two things

buenos dias

norahsdove

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

bippus

Flubber?

norahsdove

I've never seen flubber.

bippus

Asshole

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moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

#as someone from Texas who's seen this ad #i didnt realize that was the Generic American ad for aldi #fantastic update

some of you bitches are bird brained, stand tf up

#i wont be brave and tag the fandom #but jesus fucking christ #the stated self insert is a pos with zero redeeming qualities or growth #and the Heavily implied self insert is chirping #story wouldve been more compelling if shed just changed who the mc was #but noo we'll just ignore the blatant racism and lack of apology in favor of a shitty story beat

bobdylanyaoi

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

#new discord banner

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

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heading out the door

identifying-cellphones-in-posts

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

paper-mario-wiki

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

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Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

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WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

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I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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embodement

everyone in jjk who dies still dies but they lipsync instead of fighting

happy pride!

teaboot

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

teaboot

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

drtrinitysantos

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

*Exclusions apply. Offer is non-transferable and valid only at participating locations. Cannot be used toward plastic utensils or straws. Expires 20 minutes after qualifying purchase.

#my sister went to starbucks to get her free drink #turns out you needed to have spent money in app (earned stars)#at least a day before to get your birthday drink #they sent her notifications that she had a birthday reward in the app for like a month #girl bye

theadhdgoblin

sawthatmountainburn

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

#YOU KNOW WHAT-

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shubbabang

dark-wizard-guy-fieri

context (via @mellorocket)

chimthecappy

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay