Believing in yourself and your abilities is a hell of a drug. Like actually yeah I *can* do that.
This applies to everything actually, and anyone who says you can't make something happen is lying.
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Believing in yourself and your abilities is a hell of a drug. Like actually yeah I *can* do that.
This applies to everything actually, and anyone who says you can't make something happen is lying.

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
By Jocelin Carmes
the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.
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Bro I cannot believe Tom Scott agreed to be on Jet Lag again but ☝️ I am extremely glad regardless.
I was 100% convinced that he did not enjoy a single moment of that season. He did not take a W that entire time. Absolute pits of hell. He aged 50 years over those few days. And truly it was NOT fair to make his teammate The Struggler and pit them against Crazy Ass and his platonic soumate God's Most Favorite Specialist Little Boy.
To be fair Tom Scott made the interesting choice of playing that season like he was going to get publically executed if he lost. No reason at all to be that stressed. And Sam....Sam just does not thrive under pressure. Truly a doomed team, I hope next season they pair Tom up with Ben I think he needs a chill yet competent teammate to keep him grounded in reality and not acting like everyone else is playing Jet Lag and he's in a Saw trap.
I hope they don't pair him up with Adam bcs I think they'd have the energy of two cheetahs trapped in a stress feedback loop that kills them both.
To be clear Tom Scott enters every competition with an aura of immenent death that cannot possibly be healthy.
Beat my score at this silly mobile game. It was discontinued years ago and the only reason I can still play it is because it's already on my phone. It's also possibly the best mobile game of all time.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DISCONTINUED SIX?? 😦
I have emailed you the game's Android package
You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Don’t fuck with flamingos
….. Didn’t know most of that
Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.
American flamingos just drink that shit
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
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Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: ‘All flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planet’s most extreme wetlands, like caustic “soda lakes”, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.’
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: ‘More than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzania’s Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).’
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: ‘They can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.’
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: ‘The birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
“You’ll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,” Dr. Arengo said. “And as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.”’
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: ‘The lake’s landscape is surreal and deadly—and made even more bizarre by the fact that it’s the place where nearly 75 percent of the world’s lesser flamingos are born.’
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: ‘Flamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red – without them, flamingos would be white.’
… @todaysbird ??
yeah they’re just like that
information that is also important
@malloracle
Should've won the best bird poll... :(
Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
How to make a cream sauce with ingredients:
get a large shallow pan, heat with a splash of olive oil. Not sure if the oil matters but I think it helps the garlic idk.
add onions, half an onion chopped small is, but we're cooking here, it's not too precise. I've done a whole onion for one plate and it was fine.
add garlic, I like to do 2-4 cloves, but your mileage may vary. Make sure you know what a clove of garlic is.
add milk, about a cup. If you've got cream, that's better, but anything other than skim milk is fine. Feel free to add more later.
add other stuff™ to taste. I like to add frozen shrimp, but little bits of sandwich meat, parmesan cheese, etc. If you think it'll work, it probably will. (Parmesan, even just the weird powdery stuff, will help to thicken the sauce. If it's too soupy, add cheese!)
add seasoning. Salt and pepper are vital and usually enough, but a bit of paprika goes a long way. Experiment and find out what you like!
serve on spaghetti, your favorite pasta, or something else! I have no power over you! Put it on a sandwich if you want! The world's your oyster!
Rule number one of cooking is fuck around find out! Get a rice cooker! Boil potatoes in the microwave then fry them in butter and spices on the stove! Eat kind of bad soup every so often because it didn't quite turn out and there's too much salt but you LEARNED SOMETHING! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!!!!

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At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful
If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh
If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.
I kind of like 67, the call out is mostly just a funny number™, but the hand signals sort of act as a handshake of "in-on-the-joke"ness that weeds out people who are going to be upset by similar kinds of behavior. (slash irrationally upset)
Beat my score at this silly mobile game. It was discontinued years ago and the only reason I can still play it is because it's already on my phone. It's also possibly the best mobile game of all time.
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.
@thisiswhereikeepdcthings has the best tags I have seen for this post lol
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

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Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
They warned us about this. Wordle is running out of words and the Creation has begun.
One day the word will be GOLPS and all shall understand it to mean "roundels purpure." The next day the word shall be FURZE and all shall understand it to be another term for gorse, and suddenly, it will appear, in the hedge-rows of the western europe, and all will know that it was once now there, but now, will always be....
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.