The buttons don't fill correctly on mobile

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

Very sad that other people don’t share my super niche childhood experiences, like, what do you mean the phrase “give me a plate of salmon and a spinny ride and you’ll be looking at a happy man” means nothing to you?

Oh my goodness, this is so beautiful. Everything about this is perfect.

Divas don't care about numbers

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out