so long and thanks for all the fish

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

a good peach is more erotic than the human body i think

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god