so long and thanks for all the fish

just another beautiful day on Gore of My Comfort Character Island

Carry on my wayward son

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

MAMA IS GETTING LONGER ALHAMDULILAHHHHHHH

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend