so long and thanks for all the fish

why do people want to hang out with me so bad I dont even do anything

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

downloading a sobriety tracker app then immediately drinking beer & coffee & smoking cigarettes & weed because you don’t remember when exactly you last did any of those things but want the timers to be accurate

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

honestly someone should make a shampoo company called "hairy styles" and make it watermelon flavoured

scented. do not eat shampoo