so long and thanks for all the fish

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

downloading a sobriety tracker app then immediately drinking beer & coffee & smoking cigarettes & weed because you don’t remember when exactly you last did any of those things but want the timers to be accurate

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

honestly someone should make a shampoo company called "hairy styles" and make it watermelon flavoured

scented. do not eat shampoo

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

Official cannibalism post

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room