so long and thanks for all the fish

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

Pro Publica followed up on this by contacting Joseph Mercola, one of the major shithead snake oil guys who previously told people to avoid the vitamin K shot, and this situation has gotten so bad that Mercola actually released a statement walking back his previous anti-vitamin K position and telling his followers to please get the shot. which is great, maybe hes growing as a person, and it will save lives, but jesus christ things have to have gotten dire for MERCOLA to be changing course on this

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

please stop treating the word neurodivergent like it means the overlap between autism and adhd

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations