so long and thanks for all the fish

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

Life is soooo crazy. One minute you have the earth shattering realization that all of ur relationships are hollow and ur actually acutely alone in the world and that nobody Knows you. and the next minute ur like. Eating a kit kat

we have got to get real porn back on this site

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

this too shall pass is a great mantra for both small worries and huge life events but i fear i am “this too shall pass”-ing away my whole life

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult