so long and thanks for all the fish

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

The thing about early supernatural is that it's very easy. It puts a theme in front of you with a big flashing neon sign that says "THEME" and then it says "special reward to the lucky audience member who spots the motif" while waving around a red flag that says "MOTIF" and while all of this is happening you're crouched in the shallows sieving flecks of gold out of the river silt and thinking wow pa's gonna be real proud when I write him and tell him what I found out west

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships