JUST A MESS

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post