Nia X

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?

a promising career in republican politics

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

sad

gay

sexy

goblin