Coldplay is called Coldplay because it leaves you cold when you play it.
Radiohead are called Radiohead because they make you want to raid 'yo head.
Bruno Mars is called Bruno Mars because his voice makes you want to go to war with him.
Anne Widdecombe is rotting in hell.
Ok, fiiiiiinnneeee. I'll revise that last bit to be less offensive:
Anne Widdecombe is eating nothing but cheese sandwiches on cheap dry bread with no butter or margarine in hell.
If you have any even rudimentary musical capability and can sing at the same time as playing (even badly, it doesn't matter) and you can also play anything related to like... white european high culture - play it and sing the words "Anne Widdecombe is rotting in hell" along to it.
I've been singing it to the La Folia chord progression and honestly having a blast.














