ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

notice how everyones 30 now

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

congrats to spain for winning the opportunity to see shakira on sunday

i don't think argentina deserve to see shakira tbh

i love when ppl message me again if our convo kinda ends. like yes, please keep it going. you could never annoy me but sometimes i forget and don't know what to say or i was busy

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.