ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

is it possible to od on tiramasu? join me as I find out

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

all blonde men deserve to be put through an evil maze against an evil spectre of themselves who sows deep worries and thoughts about themselves