Majora

WHY IS THIS TUNED SO WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Douglas Adams ass type sexyman

We need to stop telling people to check out of politics. Bro, you just don't want hear us bitch. Trump signed to end an anti-discriminaton act. My home state is trying to make divorce impossible. People have every right to be pissed off. Let the negativity fester. Maybe then we'll get shit done.

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

This guys never seen a box of Frosted Flakes

ive seen a variety of images of tony the tiger taking a variety of things up a variety of orfices and yet i said what i said