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@ravenkane
Hiya! Finally doing this. I'm Raven, I write Trans stories and fun dense eggs. I usually have some wholesomeness, smut, and puns riddled throughout it all. And the lesbians, there's usually the lesbians. You can check out my works at
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RavenKane's profile.
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"demon blade" this "animated by heavenly purpose" that dont any of you twerps ever just want to take a second and RELAX? maybe juggle a few balls? play a prank or two? do some practical joking? if you spend your whole life chasing your divine/infernal purpose dedicating yourself to your warrior's creed and the pursuit of justice, you're just gonna burn yourself out! why don't you take a second to do something else, its okay, you don't have to worry about your eyepatch that seals the darkness within, you can just, yknow, sit with me and tell a few jokes. c'mon. i'll show you how to juggle some pins, you wanna do that right? right? y'know you'd look really cute with a jester hat. yeah. especially one with the bells. we should be friends
Life is short, get that bacon milkshake, make hot monster, take that estrogen, sleep with stuffed animals, deep fry a twinkie, put subtle hypno on the playlist at work. Never stop finding the joy and whimsy in things.
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available
in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you
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"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays
I just wanna say- yes. All chaps are, by definition, assless. Ass-ed chaps ARE just pants.
Point- generally, we call them assless chaps when they are worn *without pants*- with just a codpiece or thong. It's more of a whole-outfit description.
Additional point- it's fun to say assless chaps.
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hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt
"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
@mystery-incorporated-whore
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It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s
thats a common interest we've
Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin
It's what it's
