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@ravenkane
Hiya! Finally doing this. I'm Raven, I write Trans stories and fun dense eggs. I usually have some wholesomeness, smut, and puns riddled throughout it all. And the lesbians, there's usually the lesbians. You can check out my works at
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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
@mystery-incorporated-whore
It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s
thats a common interest we've
Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin
It's what it's
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most annoying thing about being an adult is that everything is expensive as fuck and when other adults want to give you gifts they actively refuse to buy you anything you actually need because "no you should get something FUN its a PRESENT :)" it is more fun for me when my basic needs are met but fucking thanks i guess
love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’
Me trying to seduce a vampire by pretending to faint and exposing my neck.
"What are you doing step phlebotomist?"
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When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:
“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”
Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either.
Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
Whenever I'm tasked with getting something from the store or picking up fast food I always ask for substitute choices. Like, "if they don't have that one monster flavor you like, what would you like instead?" Or "if they're out of (insert item) what would be the next go-to?"
And I have all these for myself, and I slowly memorize everyone's backups/substitutes so I know if the store deli doesn't have chicken tenders, get a sandwich instead. It helps so I don't have to call or text while I'm out, and in case there's no service (some stores will have terrible cell reception)
I've been saying for years that we need more food crime vampires.
I'm talking bloody bears (either congealed blood or mixed with some gelatin, release choice)
Blood milkshakes, the 2am dipping a cheese tortilla into a leftover blood dip, carbonated blood soda. I wanna see a dracula tonguing at a jar of pickled veins while in pajama bottoms that say "juicy"
the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person
the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person
never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet
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A rib spreader is just a kinkier speculum
Using abyssal fire to melt down an angels halo into the shape of a plutonium rod and ramming it into her ribcage to power the god killing boob window laser to give her enrichment
