Blasphemy, blas for you

One of my co-workers from Birmingham said "inshallah and the creek don't rise" and boy does that flow beautifully off the tongue.

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

speaking of, i relistened to Douz for the first time in a long long while, and douglas’s gay little “BYE~” took me the fuck out how did i forget about that

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

i love her