Mailbox Matchstick

i forgot that u brought. a cardboard box of fried egg to my house

I forgot. My eges

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

why is the combined ace aro flag different colours to the ace and aro flags

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

much to consider

if i could ask one thing of. nevermind actually no one needs to know what i think. walks away with my hands in my pockets and only trips once. and not even badly.

new uterine lining just dropped

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

i eat your grandads clothes