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SMUT BELOW
Joel Miller
Only Teasing
An age gap fic with Joel getting a bit rough with the neighbors daughter. My very first fic ever!
Got It Wrong
My second fic ever, featuring reader, Joel, and Tess in a slightly dark threesome. Reader is being manipulated! I don’t think she cares!
Taurus
Joel smokes beside a pool and fingers you, you gring on his shoulder. Javi G faceclaim but just use your imagination!
En El Mar
My attempt at something a little romantic? A little bit From Here to Eternity, where Joel fucks you on the beach after you both survive a shipwreck. Nothing scary here!
Into The Deep End
Joel is your best friend’s boyfriend’s friend who lets you use his pool and you have a spontaneous hookup on his couch.
Put It In Coach
You’re an 18 year old high school senior and cheerleader and Joel is the school football coach. You’re both bad people for different reasons.
Homecoming
Part 2 of Put It In Coach! Cheerleader and Coach Joel meet again!
Made Me Love You (The Bangfest) complete
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 Pit Stop extra
You’re Tommy’s girlfriend and he shares you with his jealous brother.
Plow Downward Dog Butterfly
A 3 part fic with Peeping Tom Joel watching his neighbor do yoga.
Another Kind of Hunger
Crack fic with very horny Joel
Airtight
A Joel for every hole!
Austin, Texas On A Rainy November Saturday, 2002
Austin, Texas On A Cloudy January Sunday, 2003
Kinda romancey, indulgent fic just because.
Doin’ Time
Reader is an inmate and Joel is a prison guard.
Like A Boy Does
Tess seduces reader and then introduces her to Joel. FFM bi Tess bi reader!
Take It Easy
Sarah’s bff loses her virginity to Joel.
The Paleolith
Cavewoman reader and caveman Joel
Wayfarer
Implied criminal Joel and reader are joked up in a run down motel and Joel gets fed up with her and figures out how to shut her up.
Clint (Freaky Tales)
Got Your Money
Lackey Clint comes to collect money from hooker reader but decides an alternate payment plan is acceptable
Javier Peña
En La Calle
Reader of unspecified gender sucks Javi’s cock in an alley
Escritorio
After making a careless mistake, embassy employee reader is punished by her coworker, Pena.
Hard At Work
Reader needs attention from her boss Javi.
Aquarius
Javi takes a long lunch with the secretary
I’m Not Really A Waitress
Foot fetish Javi likes taking reader to get pedicures.
DIY
Lazy Javi makes you to all the work while he smokes.
Sweet Tooth
Javi is your mom’s boyfriend and you do all you can to get his attention.
Promises, Promises
Promises Broken
Javi mpreg
The File Room
A quickie with Javi
Frankie Morales
Honor And Obey
When frankie fake on hard times, Santi and his wife, reader, allow him to move in with them. Reader decides how she wants the rent paid.
Say It
Just a quick little drunken facefucking fic with Frankie
The Run
Movie night on the couch between your roommates Frankie and Santi after they welcome you back from your run.
Once and Future
Long live the king!
The Layover
Reader and her friend meet Frankie and Santos during a long layover and decide to pass the time at a motel near the airport.
Submission
Frankie is your boy toy and he lives to serve you, reader.
Santiago Garcia
The Pope's Blessing
Ezra
Sagittarius
When Ezra boards your craft you fight back. Helmet riding.
Kill Shot
(My favorite of all my fics and also my longest. This one is my baby.) Reader seeks her fortune on The Green, but she is met by a dangerous stranger. They team up. All is not as it seems.
Not For Nothing
While Ezra is away, your photos keep him satisfied.
Code Duello
When Ezra meets Marcus Moreno and a tense standoff ensues.
Dieter Bravo
No links cause I’m not sure I like my Dieter fics. If you want them, let me know.
Here Today
For Her Pleasure
Lucky In Kentucky
But Baby, It’s Art
The Oasis
Marcus Pike
Misunderstood
Sweet, gentle Marcus comes home after a hard day at work and shows you he’s not all fluff.
Dave York
Strange Currencies
Dave gets got.
Gemini
Reader and her best friend set their sights on a man at the bar and her more than they bargained for.
Din Djarin
A Rite
Marcus Moreno
Girl Lunch
Marcus comes home to you on his lunch break and you’re the one who gets full.
Same Time Next Week
My entry for the Peg That Middle Aged Man Campaign! Marcus visits a spa for a special sort of service to help him let go of his stress.
Lucien DeLeon
Watercolor
Accidentally lost this fic. RIP.
Make Me
Your ex surprises you during a party.
Ted Garcia
Vote For Ted
Another lost fic. Very sad.
Good Behavior (With Tim Rockford!)
You’re an inmate at Tim’s prison and he owes the mayor a favor.
Silva
Divining Rod
Reader is Silva’s long suffering wife and when he goes to town to visit his old friend Jake, she is angry with him when he returns. He lashes out. Bi Silva, historical context SWOL is one of my favorites and I’ll fight about it.
Tim Rockford
God Speed
Sort of soft fic with sleeping reader.
The Late Shift
Tim has a busy night at work.
Overtime
Tim makes his rounds and checks in on his favorite inmate, reader.
Good Behavior (With Ted Garcia!)
You’re an inmate at Tim’s prison and he owes the mayor a favor.
Mario (snl)
Game Over
Crack. Reader is Princess Peach. She and Mario make a friendly wager and when reader wins she collects. Another Peg That Middle Aged Man entry.
Jack “Whiskey” Daniels
Rope & Ride
Dom That Middle Aged Man! Jack is tailing a mysterious woman (reader) but he’s not as careful as he thinks he is.
Bonus thots
Javier Pena
Marcus Acacius + Lucius & Dieter
Under The Weather HCs
Manus Aureum
Girl Scout Cookie HCs
Getting High With Frankie
Miniature Smut
A collection of one paragraphish smut based on various porn gifs.
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when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
I have so many thoughts about Rhaenyra and how she got to be like this. I have thoughts about all the Targaryens, actually. And the Velaryons. And Azor Ahai. And Helaena.
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Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I really need to do more studying and write an essay on how Americanism is a genuine folk religion which reveres capital and the vague concept of “the free market” as a god of providence to be pleased in order to lead a prosperous life, also that the founding fathers are prophetic, perhaps even messianic figures who basically gave birth to this god through the revolutionary war, and that the vast majority of conservative Christians in America revere capital more than the god they claim to serve in an ironic sort of golden calf situation.
There is a trend amongst depictions of the founding fathers to show them as literal christ figures, a trend that started very early in the nation’s life.
I’d also like to point out Washington & Lincoln Apotheosis, artist unknown, about 1865, the same year as lincoln’s assasination
The personification of America in the form of Columbia, a goddess of both the land and the concepts that America tends to inhabit. A pre-anime Hetalia. She was often used in depictions of Manifest Destiny, a religions ideal that stated that America, by God’s will, must go from coast to coast.
American Progress by, John Gast, 1872. Note the indigenous people cast in literal darkness, away from the light. The religions deification of America relies upon colonialism and white supremacy
Like, there are actual studies on this stuff. Look up “American civil religion” if you’re struggling for search terms. Or “American founder worship.”
also worth noting the vatican lists americanism as a specific official heresy. so even beyond the mountains of scholarship on the religion of americanism from various religious & secular perspectives, the roman catholic church itself officially recognises it as a religious heresy in the general region of idolatry that can be used in official church courts as grounds for excommunication. and it’s a religious view that’s drilled into americans so aggressively that to them it seems perfectly natural, whereas to most of the rest of the world ‘america’ seems more like a terrifying mind control cult than a country. this has led to large swathes of american catholics being members of a different religion than that of all the worlds other catholic populations and is a big part of how they became the closest thing to a pan-catholic in-joke, a global laughing stock if you will
Bioshock Infinite wasn’t ideal but making this subtext into text was probably one of the better things it did. Real interesting vibe, and they didn’t have to work hard to get there.
I started looking at Sandylion fuzzy stickers on Pinterest and got super sucked into the nostalgia of it all lol. My mom had a bunch of these leftovers from when she was a kid and passed them down to me and you best believe I was sticking those suckers everywhere I could!! Anyhoo, some of these cutouts I found on @transparentstickers; they've got an awesome account with a whole lot of fun stickers so make sure to check them out!!
graphics are not my own; I find most assets through pinterest or canva! credit isn't required to use but is appreciated along with liking and reblogging!
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NOTES: First new thing I’ve posted all year, I think. Just a smutty drabble. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. Ty for everything here, it means a lot to me. I haven’t forgotten you, I’ve just been living out a bad movie that requires all my brain. Love y’all 🫶🫶
NW 3.5, I think. Did not re-read AU to confirm unhinged numbering scheme.
Masterlist | where did my fics go?
I have to say the NW crew always shows up for democracy, every event I’ve done 🙏
And ILY NW FAM @aurorawritestoescape @milla-frenchy @ppascalrain @ellasinnombre @xdaddysprincessxx @selfproclaimed-moviecritic @rifflovesjoey @lunitawrites @tateypots idk where my list is tbh I’m winging it here.
“Wanna know what I was thinkin’ ‘bout today?” Joel asked after joining your walk. Uninvited. Again.
“Not really,” you answered .
“Ouch,” he laughed. “Alright, I won't tell ya then.”
“Okay,” you shrugged.
“But I’ll tell ya I got hard as fuck thinkin’ ‘bout it.”
“Doesn’t seem to take much,” you replied.
“That's all you, baby,” he said at a lower, hornier pitch. “You’re somethin’ else.”
Your cheeks warmed, and as you passed the next few houses, the only sound was your sneakers and Joel’s leather flip flops on the asphalt.
As the two of you neared Joel’s house, you couldn’t help but glance at him. Your gaze lingered on his face. At first, it was just to keep your eyes from falling to the inevitable bulge in his gray pj pants. But then, your eyes got caught in the silver bits of his scruff, and when the corner of his mouth twitched into that lethal, little smirk of his, a bolt of desire zapped you right between the thighs.
Right where you wanted him.
Right where he wanted to be.
In one swift move, he stepped ahead, then turned around to face you, blocking your path.
You didn’t try to step around him. You stopped.
His eyes sparkled as he admired your face. He lifted your chin, and his thumb gently brushed your bottom lip.
Your tummy fluttered, and blood rushed to your core.
He let go of your face, and slowly stepped away, inching toward his house without taking his eyes off yours. He nodded toward his basement door as he slid his hands into his pockets.
“C’mon, let's have a drink or somethin’. Lady's choice.”
“I kinda wanna go to sleep,” you replied, fighting the urge to fold instantly.
He offered in a low, sing-song tease, “I can make ya sleep better.”
You smiled, and he murmured, “Ain't that right.”
“I should get home,” you mumbled.
He bent his knees in exaggerated disappointment, then recovered. “At least lemme walk ya there.”
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The sizzle of the heat between you felt loud as you approached your house in silence. He was going to walk you all the way to the door, and neither of you could stand in that doorframe without thinking about what had happened there.
As you both slowed down in your side yard, he lightly stroked your inner elbow, then trailed his fingers down to your wrist. It was dangerously close to holding hands. Instead, his hand found your ass, and he pivoted to face you.
“Mm,” he grunted and pulled you into a hug with a slow grid of his hips. “Sure ya don’t wanna know what I was thinkin’ bout earlier?”
A quiet sigh slipped from your lips. His breath was heavy above your ear. Your arms wrapped loosely around his broad trunk, and your fingers spread across his massive back muscles as he hugged you with all his filth and charm.
“You know you want this,” he breathed.
No lies detected.
“Good night, Joel.” You insisted, and it might have been convincing if you weren’t melting into his arms at the same time.
“That don’t sound like a ‘no’ to me,” he murmured with a forward push of his hips.
You didn’t reply. Your nostrils flared with a deep breath. That special mix of weed, deodorant, and man… it intoxicated you.
His package had hardened from vague arousal into that perfect, inviting shape that he could just spear you on, if he wanted.
He could just shove himself right in. Your pussy twitched for it.
He pulled his head back to search your eyes and was satisfied to see your pupils wide and your lips parted. His face closed in on yours, and his hand cupped the back of your head. His lips brushed against your mouth, and he stole a bit of your breath. Your lips reached for his, but he wouldn’t seal the kiss. He brushed the tip of his tongue against your lower lip ever so briefly, followed by his teeth. Then he stopped with the side of his mouth against yours.
“Night, pumpkin,” he whispered, and his breath filled your lungs with filthy memories that tingled all over. The hand on your ass relaxed into an affectionate palm. His hips pulled away, and he looked at you deadpan.
“I’m gonna keep walkin’,” he said, then took a deep breath as he adjusted the crotch of his pj pants. “I’ll be around,” he added with a wink.
Really?
He took no for an answer?
Your heart sank a little, and you brushed it off as how badly you needed to get off. He had you all wound up, but you’d finish the job yourself.
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After getting ready for bed, in a big tshirt with nothing else, you took your vibrator under the covers.
No smut, no audio, no gifs of your go-to actors in sleazy roles.
Nothing could do it for you but Joel after all that heat.
What was he thinking about earlier?
You knew what you were thinking about.
Your body was re-experiencing little flickers of that time he broke in while you were doing yoga. How he put his hand over your mouth. How dominant he was. How forceful, but careful. He indulged in you like a sin and wouldn’t let you deny yourself.
You felt it in your chest. God, it was hot.
HE was hot.
God damn it.
You were thinking about his big cock, about it shoving into you from the back, about him pushing you down on the floor.
With A Good One one building in your depths, you turned the vibe up to max. Your thighs trembled as that memory ripped through your body.
You should’ve been coming on his cock.
—
After you drifted to sleep, your covers were slowly pulled down, just a little at first. Your nipples hardened through your thin t-shirt.
Then, the covers slid down a little more, then further, and the air hit the slick between your thighs. A chill settled over your exposed body, then your heart jumped as you woke up.
Someone was in your bed.
The thought of someone being in your bed took a few seconds process, and by then, he had pinned you with his weight and his hand clamped over your mouth. His cock throbbed against you like it owned your body, like you were it’s personal sheath to fuck and fill.
“Fuck, that’s hot,” he whispered, glancing at the toy on your night stand. Then his gaze returned to your face.
Just as you made eye contact, he took his hand off your mouth so he could put it between your legs. “Bet ya were thinkin’ ‘bout that time over there… that little yoga workout I….ugh,” he groaned softly as his skilled fingers found the mess you’d made of yourself.
He slid his digits up and down your slit just twice before shoving two of them into you, just to see the look on your face and hear your breath change.
He cooed, “Oh, you're gonna sleep so good, baby” as his fingers fucked you better than any other man’s cock. His hand moved in powerful thrusts, not too fast. “Ain’t gonna make ya beg for it,” he breathed, massive arm flexing.
His smooth digits made an obscene wet smack with each thrust of his hand. Then he stopped with his fingers fully inside you and palmed your mound, holding your cunt with a possessive grab.
“Don’t even gotta ask,” he whispered with a squeeze, then pulled his soaked fingers out. “I’m just gonna give it to ya….real good.”
He grunted as he got his cock out and into position.
Hot and smooth, his arousal hit your thigh, making your insides throb with greed. “Here we go, baby. Nice n hard, just how ya like it.”
His tip teased your clit, and you teased him back, “How do you know how I-“
“Oh fuck yeah, baby, put up a fight,” he encouraged under his breath, with his eyes coming to life.
You tried to get up on your elbows, and he let you struggle for a few seconds, with his tip nudging between your folds.
“Gonna make me make you? Fuck yeah”
Then his forearm pinned you down, just as his stiff cock pushed into you, spreading your insides with ease.
“God damn, you can take a dick,” he chuckled.
With his cock seated fully inside your warmth, he paused to read your face, then urgently pulled your T-shirt up over your tits, and his mouth fell open as his hips began to move.
He became more aggressive, bottoming out with each punch of his hips, like he'd finally broken into somewhere he needed to be.
Through two slams of his hips, he panted, “You’re so fuckin’ hot, pumpkin.”
“Oh, God,” you closed your eyes and caught yourself tensing as you got close. You took a deep breath and relaxed with a vocal sigh. Your pussy fluttered.
“Attagirl,” he growled, keeping the rhythm steady, snapping his hips a little harder.
You let out a whimper, so close to the edge, not feeling quite safe enough to tumble over it.
“Look at me,” he demanded, and your breath hitched.
You opened your eyes.
“I got you,” he said, eyes darting between yours as he buried himself in you. “Let go, baby. Let go.” He nodded.
You nodded back.
“Yeah,” he breathed. His face darkened with desire. He looked down and palmed a breast as he watched his length slam into you. “Love the way you take this cock.
He lowered himself, and the damp gray tee stretched across his chest grazed your nipples. He brought his face to yours.
Breathing each other’s heavy breaths, you were so close.
You spasmed, then he grabbed your jaw, and his lips captured yours. His tongue plunged into your mouth as he held your jaw like you might pull away. He thrust deeper, stayed deep, and rocked his hips like he couldn’t get deep enough inside. And that did it for you, the tension burst. He let your mouth break away to moan, and he watched you unravel before capturing your lips again, softer, for just a moment.
He stayed deep, rocking his hips, only pulling back every few seconds. He shuddered, and you found yourself craving the feeling of his seed throbbing into you, until the moment it started. Coming to your senses, you squirmed with a half-hearted effort to get him to pull out. “Joel,” you complained, and his hand moved to your hip, firmly holding you in place to shoot his load as deep as he could get.
After the first warm burst, it was a lost cause, you reasoned. You relaxed, and your hips rocked into his as he finished.
The post-nut clarity was unforgiving this time. There was a creep in your bed. In your bed. Your sheets were going to smell like him. And these encounters were becoming regular. You tapped his hip, signaling him to pull out. He grumbled and you said you had to pee.
When you returned, he was still in your bed.
“You should go,” you told him.
“God damn,,” he chuckled. “Still catchin’ my breath here. Give an old man a break.”
“Sorry,” you muttered. “Ten minutes, max.”
-
You fell asleep faster than that.
He left, eventually, but not in ten minutes. Watching you sleep felt too good. And no, he didn’t pick your lock. He didn’t have to.
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading
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