HELLo! 🍳

Do I have any goosebarbj hcs…….

- wettest nastiest weirdest kisses ever, francos slobbering everywhere and gooseberry’s lips are eroded from chemicals,and shes probably like growling,

- francos love language is mostly through words and gifts,,, he is crude and peculiar about it but he does like praising her ,and he gives gifts like flowers and reagents surgically removed faces and other things because he is such a gentleman

- gooses love language is more through actions and physical things, shes not really going to actually express her love verbally as much because of dr futterman as a barrier kind of restraining her so its better for her to express it through like helping franco in trials or touuuuchin him

- if franco gets injured by an airborne brick he’ll show the boo-boo to gooseberry and let the motherly worry and affection from her seep in, even if he isn’t that hurt he’ll play it up so she fusses over him more

- gooseberry on a skateboard franco on a scooter

- they debate important things together like ‘whats better: toy blocks or toy cars’ and ‘the psychology behind peekaboo’

- franco’s never incredibly eager but he lets gooseberry dress him, the feeling of being fussed over makes up for any embarrassing outfits

- for every shot franco misses on a reagent he gets one slap on the soft spot by gooseberry (mutually agreed upon)

- franco gets really vulnerable and has told gooseberry his entire life story, gooseberry has told franco just about nothing

- franco acts very protective (possessive) over gooseberry but deep down shes far more protective (possessive) over him, he’s blissfully aware licking his little lollipop and she’s looming very intimidatingly over him guarding him from 5000 bricks

RIDDLES

AUghhhhh!!! I had such a fun time playing outlast with @luparalad and @z-xmyers last night, we got on the topic of batman and this popped into mind......

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Might be the most self indulgent thing I've drawn

"stop!!! that's my friend!" screams the murderer that still believes in some sort of love

He's so lonely he's actually willing to accept the victims he's protecting as friends, despite the fact he likely knows they're going to die and has probably experienced it over and over.

He does a similar thing with the Union Boss too, he even makes a point to say stuff like "wheres the fucking decency? That's a human being." It's interesting that he views these people— who are dehumanised by basically everyone, both the reagents and Murkoff— as actual people. Maybe he even feels for them due to the dehumanisation?

I'm unsure if the prime assets get time to talk to their victims before trials but I could imagine he'd maybe treat them similar to friends. Maybe comfort them in his own sort of way (like how we see him reassure the DA and the union boss both— "Don't worry, Mr. D.A., soon as I wipe these pieces of shit off my shoes, you'll be right back, neck deep in bakelite pussy" & "You gonna get outta there, pal, don't worry. Franco's word is his fuckin' bond.") Given how he speaks of his word and his promise a lot as well, I do wonder if maybe he directly promises each of them that he'll protect them? It sort of adds more hurt onto him when they die, because it maybe makes him feel he's not actually able to keep his word despite saying so.