MASTERLIST | Sideblog for fic writing, recs, and reads for user @undutchable11 | she/her | 30s | if you're not old enough to vote you shouldn't be around these parts | reads and reblogs mostly p. pascal & o. isaac characters
Updated - December - Christmas camping fic with Dieter Bravo x assistant gn!reader - Dieter Bravo Christmas fic - Make the Waves Smooth
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ASSORTED PPCU BABES
Babes from the Dark: gothic monsters headcanons
Babes from the Deep: aquatic mythological creature headcanons
JOEL MILLER
Salt and Sugar It - 1970's AU! - You go to the roller disco and give Joel a blowjob.
I Find Myself in Cautious Times - In a world overrun with clickers, where mere survival is a struggle, sundresses are a frivolous relic of the past, right?
Company Assets - Youâve had a tough day at work. Joel knows how to help you relax. (Joel spanks you while youâre still wearing your corporate office outfit, yaâll!)
When I Move You Move - ballet dad!Joel x dance instructor!reader - Sarah Miller is very nervous to take her first ballet class, so her dad Joel asks if he can accompany her at the barre. AKA Joel is a ballet dad and just a good dad, and also a very sexy man.
Ferris Wheel - FLUFF - fake dating and Joel's afraid of heights
Dressing Joel up for Halloween - drabble
Haunted House with Joel or Ari - drabblet
Joel Miller - DILF disaster dater - fluff blurb
Send Out the Morning Birds - Javi Gutierrez x reader x Joel Miller threesome morning after blurb
Baker!Joel imagine Joel Miller x gn!reader
*new* Groping - 2 separate mini blurbs - 1 w/ Dieter & 1 w/ Joel
DIETER BRAVO
*now completed!* Down This Chain of Days - [COMPLETED multichapter] Palm Springs AU -- aka the time loop rom com one.
Luster - personal assistant!reader. You accompany Dieter to the Met Gala. He has some ideas about what you should both experience whilst at the world-famous museum's most infamous nightÂ
Luster drabble - Dieter has a special long distance lady pillow for when you're apart
Luster! prequel - Us as Bookends - Luster!Dieter Bravo x assistant! f!reader
Netflix and Chill with Dieter - smutty drabble
Dieter Bravo x Ari Levinson x reader preview thots
Furrowed - fluff - Dieter x gn!reader - Dieter feels bad about getting older and you soothe him
S'mores - Dieter x gn!reader - Christmas camping fic
Groping - 2 separate mini blurbs - 1 w/ Dieter & 1 w/ Joel
*new* Fairy Queen - 1960s Dieter Bravo x f reader
FRANKIE MORALES
Poolside - pool boy! Frankie
Hometown Honey!Frankie - coming soon
Ticklish!Frankie - 2 drabbles
JAVI GUTIERREZ
Send Out the Morning Birds - Javi Gutierrez x reader x Joel Miller threesome morning after blurb
Drabble - Javi throwing a themed party
TIM ROCKFORD
Snowed In - there was only one bed with Tim Rockford
A walk home through the park - sweet drabble
Against a hotel window - smutty drabble
Wearing Tim's holster and riding him - smutty drabble
Fic idea wicker man au
Drabble - making Tim dress up for your costume party
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writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this
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read this thread. this is by far the most concise explanation of a lot of different issues that iâve seen in fandom spaces in a while. cosigning both the linked thread and the thread about aus/uk/can law thatâs linked in-thread.
If someone has never taken a class that includes copyright law, they may not know this stuff, so I donât necessarily blame random people for not knowing what copyright is, but like⊠maybe just maybe itâs something that should be taught????
Just another reminder, because this always drives me crazy, but even if monetizing your fic was 100% unambiguously legal and protected, AO3 would still not let you do it because AO3 was founded and is supported by people like me who want a fandom community that is completely divested from making money off of fic.
Yes, this. Lots of fanworks on AO3 are unambiguously legal. Fics based on Shakespeare plays and fairy tales and Greek mythology and The Great Gatsby and your original character from your D&D game are not violations of copyright, because no copyright applies to those things.
AO3 still doesnât let you monetize those things on the site, because we donât want the site to be commercial! Because thatâs not what itâs for!
Itâs not there for you (generic you) to make money off the efforts of the people who build and maintain the site for free! We arenât getting paid for the work we do to give you a nice site to use, just like you arenât getting paid for the work you do to create whatever art you share there. Because fandom is supposed to be a community where we share with each other, and therefore we all benefit.
The deal is, we give you a free, stable, safe platform to host your works. In exchange, you get a site that isnât covered in ads and tip jars and links to gofundme and âread the next chapter at my patreonâ. You get one goddamn place on the internet that isnât trying to make money off you. And we will defend that space and keep it non-commercial.
in all seriousness though a fandom doesn't die when there's no new episodes or games or "content" to play with and it doesn't die because people aren't as loud as the day it first came out either. if you're still creating then the fandom is alive. if your mutual who has since moved on still reblogs a post about it every four months then the fandom is alive. if there is even one person out there still engaging in, creating for, or just enjoying that show or that game or those characters, then the fandom is alive.
"fresh content" isn't the soul of a fandom. you are.
Warnings: None! All fluff, kissing, Mando'a nicknames as usual.
A/N: I wrote down a thought, then the above picture was released - 'twas fate đââïžđââïž Part of the Wildest Dreams universe (takes place anytime after their HEA point in the series), but you don't need to have read the series/can be standalone đ„°
Dividers by @saradika-graphics / Series Masterlist
You wake to the rarest, most glorious sight in all the galaxy: the bare face of a still sleeping Mandalorian. Your riduurâs normally hardened features relaxed and unguarded as he snoozes peacefully, the sharp and worn lines of his handsome face restful and soft as his breathing purrs.
Unable to help yourself, you reach up to play with Dinâs hair, carding your fingers through the floppy, soft strands and mindlessly twisting his locks around your fingers. Though it was not your intention to wake the man, itâs not long before his lashes start to flutter open.
âGood morning, meshâla.â
âGood morning, my love,â you lean forward to press a soft, chaste kiss on Dinâs lips, âyour hair is getting long.â
âMmmmhmmm,â he nuzzles forward, chasing your taste.
âI could cut it for you.â
Din chuckles while wrapping his strong arms around your waist, then, in one swift motion, rolls you on top of him as you squeal in surprise, âIâve never heard of a Princess who knew how to cut hair.â
You grin down at him, fingers still dancing through his curls; oh, how you love the press of Dinâs bare chest against yours, the feel of your entire body rising and falling on the power of his breathing alone, âIâve been taking lessons from the Royal barber.â
The Mandalorian melts at your admission, forever touched by the efforts you make to accommodate his Creed, to tend to him, âIâve always just cut my own hair.â An errant thought strikes him as he recalls the look of some of his legion at their last training session, âWait⊠have you been practicing on the Guard?â
âI have!â Your eyes widen in surprise, âOh no! How come?â
âNo reason, cyare,â Din grins, amused by the image of Solanaâs most fearsome warriors trying to sit still while their beloved Princess wields a pair of âpracticeâ scissors at their heads.Â
You slap at Dinâs shoulder, though your attempt to look offended fools no one â one of your lifeâs greatest joys is being teased by your husband, to be one of the few beings in the known worlds who can find themselves on the receiving end of the Mandalorianâs normally hidden good humour, âNo one even sees your hair, save for Grogu and I.â
âJust because Iâm under a helmet doesnât mean I canât be a little vain,â Din smiles so hard his dimples make a surprise morning appearance - the sight sets your heart aflutter. After running a gentle finger over the curve of the elusive dip on his right cheek, you tap it lovingly, âWell, I concede you have very good reason to be vain, General.â
You lean down to kiss him just as Din surges upwards to capture your mouth. He licks in tenderly as soon as you open for him, lips that seal against yours curving into a satisfied grin at your soft inviting whimpers. Your tongue slides along Dinâs, slow and lazy, as he steals your air, over and over. Youâll never get over this â being able to kiss your riduur in your shared bed with no sense of urgency, getting lost in his affection with no looming fear of getting caught, of time running out. Heâs here, heâs staying, heâs home.
âOkay, Princess, I would love it if youâd cut my hair,â Din murmurs against your lips.
âReally?â Though Din always says he could never refuse you anything, his indulgence still delights you every time.
âYes, really. I welcome any opportunity to carry a reminder of you with me, always,â Dinâs expression is gentle and earnest, his love for you ever apparent in the depths of his soulful brown eyes.
You think to your hair ribbon thatâs now securely sewn to the inside lining of Dinâs gloves and your heart kvells at your Mandalorian warriorâs penchant for sentimentality; to keep from tearing up you start to climb off your husband and out of bed, âIâll call for some scissors.â
No match for Dinâs lightning-fast reflexes nor his brute strength, your breath catches in your throat as he easily pulls you back to bed and pins you to the mattress with only the smolder of his gaze. Giggling, you flush with warmth as Din hovers over you, shaggy hair falling messily on his forehead; voice husky, he descends on your lips once more, âLater, cyarâika.â
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Tags: Jackson!Joel, soft!Joel, friends to lovers, smut, dirty talking, dry humping, eating, mildly food play, nipple play, biting, pussy pronouns, Joel is such a tease.
A/N: Surprise! This was completely unplanned but I couldnât help but writing a quick messy Drabble after this video⊠I mean, he knows what he was doing and boy, he did it so good itâs still haunting me in my sleep đ« itâs unedited and English is not my first language. I really hope it makes sense, I apologize for any mistakes. Hope you like it, comments and reblogs are deeply appreciated!
âWhatâs wrong?â
The question lingers in the air for too long before you gather the strength to answer.
âNothingâ you stammer.
âOh come on, did I have something on my face?â
âNo, itâs okay, youâre okayâ you rush to answer before hastily stabbing some salad from your plate.
This was a terrible idea.
You and Joel having dinner together. Why you insisted?
Oh yeah, because he saved your little precious cat the other day. She was falling over the fence while sniffing around. She likes to climb and jump and explore all around Jackson. The other day she tripped on a broken wood board and almost fell off right in the middle of some infected outside the gate.
And now youâre stuck here with your new hero and youâre watching him eat a taco in a way itâs making your knees feel like jelly.
The way he bites on it, the way his lips purse and his jaw adjusts to try and keep everything safe from falling back down his plate. He's leaning over the table, making a noise that sounds like a noise of pleasure, and you can tell he has his legs spread under the table, a habit everyone learns to avoid sauce dripping down their legs and staining their clothes. Heâs so⊠damn.
You always had a crush on Joel and you never admitted that to anyone, not even yourself.
You're friends, you're just friends, you told yourself every day as your heart pounded in your chest. Sure, he was always kind to you, and it wasn't the first time he'd helped you. He'd fixed your roof, as well as the cabinets in your kitchen and the leaking bathroom sink.
Heâs so good with his hand, so focused when he works, times and times again you found yourself totally mesmerized by his competences.
He's selfless, kind, and generous, but he's that way with everyone, so you tried not to fantasize too much. It didn't mean anything that he'd helped you; you weren't any more special than any other Jackson resident.
You felt like he flirted a few times, calling you darling, throwing in a joke here and there about how much time you spent passing him tools and assisting him however you could, even though the only thing you'd made from scratch with your hands was a little clay pot for your mom during your art class when you were in sixth grade.
There was a moment last summer when the sink had splashed everywhere while he was fixing it. Your white t-shirt got wet, becoming see-through in the front. His eyes had lingered a little too long on the curve of your breasts.
He'd once bought you a beer at Tipsy Bison, and you'd spent the evening talking. He hadn't even kissed you, but the way he talked to you, the way he'd opened up to you despite being a notorious grouch...no, it wasn't possible. There were dozens of women in Jackson, and they were all eager to get laid with Joel. You'd noticed the way they looked at him, how they devoured him with their eyes as he was bent over building something, his shirt riding up his back, revealing his tanned, freckled skin underneath, how they drooled over his strong arms as he carried wood or supplies he'd gathered during a patrol.
And not just women, you had also seen more than one man observing him with particular interest.
So why would it have to be you?
âYou're staring at me,â he says, before sticking his thumb in his mouth to lick the sauce off. âHave you never seen anyone eat a taco before?â he chuckles.
âYeah,â you scoff, âI was just wondering if you like them.â
âDarlingâŠIâm from Texasâ he replies after taking a long sip of his beer.
âSo what? Is loving tacos a prerequisite for being Texan?â
âPretty muchâ he shrugs.
Is he making fun of you?
âBut yeah, theyâre great. I appreciate you takinâ the time to cook for meâ he smiles.
âYou saved Snowflake, I owned youâ You sigh, getting up from the table with the excuse of getting another beer, trying to relax despite his gaze that doesn't leave you for a second.
Snowflake, safe and sound, is currently napping in the living room.
Heâs smooth tonight, he seems at ease more than you ever previously noted. He laughs when you struggle with the bottle opener, he takes the bottle from your hands and uncorks it.
âHere you go, darlingâ he breathes and pour it into your glass.
Your cheeks heat up at the way he takes another bite from his taco. Deliberately slow, groaning softly as his teeth sink into the corn husk and then into the spiced meat. His tongue darts out a moment later to lick some sauce from his lower lip. It feels like straight up porn, damn you and your tacos.
Your fingers itching to wipe the sauce he didn't notice from his chin.
"Wait, you have a little bit of..." You lean over the table, tracing a line with your thumb just below his lip. "Sauce...here," you mutter.
"Thanks, baby." His voice is deep, husky, and to your greatest dismay - cause youâre not supposed to feel what youâre feeling - it makes you wet.
Wet as a goddamn waterfall.
He takes your wrist, brings your finger to his mouth. Closer, ever closer. His lips part, your finger slides over his tongue.
He moans. He fucking moans, sucking the juice from your finger.
You freeze, the sound of it still ringing in your ears.
âDeliciousâ he growls, a smile dancing on his lips.
You could swear he never looked this gorgeous.
Relaxed, playful, teasing you from the other side of the table.
âWhy donât you come here and help me with the rest of the taco, so we can skip to the dessert faster?â
You catch the double meaning feeling a million butterflies in your tummy, flapping their wings around, your head light, your pussy clenching.
Your legs are wobbly when you get up, he takes your hand guiding you on to sit down on his lap.
âDo something for me, alright baby? You barely ate so now I want you to take a good biteâ he commands, his voice steady while he holds a taco in the air.
Your arm is around his shoulders, your legs draped sideways over each other, his hand on your waist while the other brings the taco to your lips. You open your mouth, taking a big bite, salsa dripping onto his fingers. As you chew, he carefully cleans them one by one, his tongue darting and gathering, making you wonder what else he could do.
Youâre not hungry for anything other than him right now, thatâs for sure.
Heâs big and broad and warm against you, his hand deliciously weighs on your small back keeping you steady, his legs making the most comfortable sit youâve ever had.
He places the taco down on his plate and his eyes lingers on your lips doing all the talking.
His fingers run up your leg, slipping under your dress, hot on your bare skin as they travel higher and higher.
âGood girlâ he whispers and youâre just putty in his arms, timidly smiling back at him.
His fingers are resting on your inner thighs, languidly tracing circles on your skin.
âMay I?â He asks, hazy eyes and soft voice.
A greying lock falls on his forehead, calling for your fingers. You love his hair, you always dreamed to run your fingers through it.
He smells like leather and something citrusy and fresh, clean and pleasant.
A faint hint of alcohol and spices lingers in his breath but youâre eager to kiss him nonetheless.
âWhat you looking at?â He smiles, poking at you.
âYour lipsâ you reply, faintly, without even thinking.
âMmm wanna try them?â
You donât answer, you just kiss him.
His lips are so inviting and soft in contrast with the delicious scratch of his beard and mustache.
It feels so heavenly you even forget where you are, everything disappears beside his mouth welcoming your tongue, his tongue meeting yours, his hand roaming your back and his fingers dangerously close to your center.
Youâre dripping, literally. Youâre so wet at this point your panties feel useless and youâre pretty sure he feels that same way the moment his index and middle finger meet the fabric.
He groans in your mouth, while you hand finally gets to get lost in his curls. Theyâre even softer than you expected. You tug a little bit, eagerly licking into his mouth, savoring his taste and dancing with his tongue.
You didnât feel so needy in years.
He traces tight circles on your clit, you moan so loudly itâs unmistakable even if youâre still kissing him.
He pulls away only to ask you, âYou like it, huh? What does this little pussy want? Does she want to come?â You whine, words failing you.
âI need you to use your words, babeâ
âYes. Yes, I need it. She needs youâ your voice is hoarse, barely a whisper coming from the back of your throat.
âStraddle me, take what you need on my legâ he orders.
You get up, your legs trembling, your whole body aching for a release.
You lift the skirt of your dress, exposing your white lace panties. You weren't wrong; when you look down, you see they're practically see-through because you're so soaked.
"Take them off," he urges. And you do.
The moment you sit on his jeans-clad right leg, each of yours bracketing his, and feel the fabric of his jeans against your folds, you almost lose your breath.
âMove baby, I want you to make a messâ he grabs a handful of your ass, guiding your hips back and forth on his legs, your clit brushing against his jeans, your juices dripping down, leaving a wet stain all over.
âYouâre doing so good for me,â he groans, his hand tugging at the neckline of your dress and at the bra underneath, exposing your tits.
His lips are on them a second later, hungrily sucking at your nipples while you canât stop rolling your hips on his leg.
Your right leg meet his erection, again and again.
Heâs rock hard, you can feel it twitching beneath the fabric.
Your orgasm crushes into you a moment later, his hands digging into the flesh of your hips, his lips still latched on your breast.
Itâs all dizzy and hot and confused, your eyes rolling in the back of your head, your bodies hot and sweating.
Joel hugs you the entire time while your peak crushes into you so violently your legs are shaking and your back arches so much you almost feel like slipping off.
When you finally come down from your high, Joel cups your face, tenderly kissing you.
You notice a mark on your breast you hadn't noticed, you hadn't even felt him bite that hard.
You chuckle. âWhat about this? You wanted to devour me like a taco?â
âNo offense to your cooking, but I'd choose your tits over tacos any day.â
âShall we move to my bed? Iâm still hungry and Iâd love to try thisâ you whisper in the shell of his ear, palming his hard on from above his jeans.
He laughs, lifting you up in his arms, your legs wrapped around his waist. âYou know what? This is the best taco Tuesday of my damn life.â
Absolutely no pressure tag: @milla-frenchy @baronessvonglitter @aurorawritestoescape @mcthsman @sawymredfox
Absolutely delectable, even moment. đ đź The whole picture you paint, all the details, so vivid. And sure, details that are horny like Joel Miller spreading his legs wide to eat tacos, but also! The details like uncorking the beer, because it's the apocalypse and they have to brew and bottle their own. so well crafted. Love a man with a good appetite.
summary: You and Ted have the perfect synergistic work relationship, without either of you knowing that you both want more..
WARNINGS: Practically none. Mild flirting. Mildly smutty thoughts. Idiots in love. Mutual pining. Coworkers to (eventual) lovers. Reader is able bodied, wears skirts and glasses but is otherwise undescribed.
a/n: Welcome to the first installation of the brainrot that took over me while I had covid at the end of August đ· and what a perfect character to write for while I suffered for a week! This will be more a collection of stories than an actual fic with chapters, as I've yet to really figure out where I want this to go. I just needed it out đ
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Ted Garcia watches you out of the corner of his eye as you go over the itinerary of the day. Itâs nothing formal, he just likes to be reminded of the goings-on of the day in an old-school sense. Also he likes the sound of your voice. His phone, laptop, work computer, every device he owns has some sort of alarm or calendar to track his schedule. But his generation has always been fond of a more human touch. Maybe heâs old-fashioned that way. This was the only request heâs ever made of you when you were hired as City Secretary last year. Youâre too much of a busy woman to keep up with it single-handedly, although when you do heâs impressed. He doesnât know how you do it â maintain record keeping, manage meetings, act as liaison, not to mention the huge help youâve been in his reelection campaign. He sometimes wonders if you even sleep. But he doesnât let himself dwell on that too much, because thinking about you sleeping means heâll think about you in bed, eyes half-lidded in pleasure asâ
He clears his throat and straightens his jacket as you stand at his desk, firing off the dayâs activities.
âThereâs a fourth-grade field trip coming through at nine-thirty,â you tell him, reading off your synced google calendar. âTheyâd be thrilled if you passed out stickers.â Naturally theyâre stickers for his mayoral campaign: VOTE FOR TED with his face on them, a background of star-spangled red and blue stripes. He takes the one you hand to him from a box under your arm, an amused smile on his lips as you carefully peel one off for yourself and smooth it over your blazer.
âAh yes. Canât have the kids leaving City Hall without being walking advertisements for my reelection,â he jokes.Â
You smirk in return. âItâs good press. Weâll put it up on social media later. And donât forget, in eight years theyâll be voters. Gotta tell them how important it is to get to that voting booth.â
âPlanting the seeds of civic duty early,â he murmurs, sipping his now-lukewarm coffee. âIs there anything you canât do?â
âYouâll never find out,â you reply with a teasing smile, going back to your desk to fire off a couple emails before the schoolkids arrive.
Ted expertly works the room, doling out campaign stickers and exchanging high-fives with the eager group from Ms. Thompsonâs fourth grade class. He kneels down to talk to a shy little girl in a flower-print dress, asking her name and making silly jokes to get her to smile. You keep your phone out, snapping pics and taking videos to post later. This is PR gold. Most of the kids seem to be in awe of this place of government, while others look on, just happy to be away from campus for a little bit.
You follow as Ted gives them a tour of the building, explaining the few departments within and defining his role as mayor of Eddington. His natural magnetism shines through, something you canât help but appreciate. He effortlessly fields questions and keeps the kids engaged, explaining alongside their teacher the workings of local government. Afterwards, the group gathers together in a neat cluster for a photo that Ms. Thompson promises to put on the school website. You snap three quick pics, not wanting the kids to grow restless too soon.
âI think I need a caffeine IV,â he chuckles as he returns to his office, you following after, waiting for the photos to upload to all the cityâs social media accounts. He pours you both a fresh cup of coffee from the Keurig that was a gift from the Rotary Club. âIâve forgotten what a handful kids can be.â
âIs now a good time to tell you that Ms. Thompson asked for your number?â You glance up from the phone, your lips already poised for a smile.
âYou didnât give it to her..did you?â
âThe number I gave her was the directory here at city hall,â you admit. âSheâll have to get through me first to get to you.â
Something about the way you say it makes Tedâs heart miss a beat. You mistake his speechlessness for annoyance.
âIf you donât want to go out with her, just say you donât think itâs prudent to date a constituent,â you quickly cover your tracks. Ted has never been angry at you, but his personal life is one thing youâve never delved into. Heâs been single for years now, long before you came to work for him. All you know about his wife is that she lives somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, and that he refuses to speak her name.
âI know, I know,â Ted replies good-naturedly. âItâs just that you seem to find this whole thing unbelievably amusing.â He sips his black coffee, adding a bit more creamer to yours. âAre you getting some sort of satisfaction out of seeing me squirm?â
âIt baffles me to watch you squirm. I thought youâd at least be flattered.â
âI am,â he concedes. âBut itâs also unexpected.â
âYou didnât see the hearts in her eyes when you spoke to her students about policy proposals? I thought she would propose to you right after.â
Ted blushes, attempting to hide it as he sips his coffee. âMs. Thompson is a little young for me. And sheâs not really my type.â
âAnd what type would that be?â You continue this light teasing of his lack of a romantic life, but at the same time youâre denying the little trickle of hurt youâre causing yourself in pushing the issue. Something wants to claw its way out but you keep knocking it back inside where it belongs. The look of casualness you maintain in your deportment ought to be studied.
Heâs shaking his head in denial at your question. Heâs taking too long to answer. The words are jumbled up in his mouth, unsure of how to spill out or if he should even allow them to. He should tell you itâs a personal matter, something that shouldnât be discussed between a boss and his employee. When he takes a sip of coffee to delay his reply he spills some on his tie, the one you like best on him, the blue paisley print. âDamn it,â he curses, blotting at the silk with a napkin.
Youâre already hurrying to your desk, pulling a brand new tie from a drawer and bringing it to him. Wordlessly you help him untie the stained on and put a new one on. He starts to knot it himself but youâre already there, fingers nimbly pulling the silk through loops. Youâre awfully close to him, a fact you donât seem to be aware of as you deftly knot the silk. Your tongue peeks out between your lips as you work, and he has to will himself to look away, to block out the scent of your perfume thatâs already reaching his nostrils.
âDone,â you announce happily, putting his soiled tie away to be dry cleaned for later.
Ted checks out his reflection in the mirror he keeps in one of his cabinets that holds his grooming tools â a brush, an electric razor, some cologne. âHow do you always have a spare tie ready for me?â he asks in awe.
You shrug. âI have your son bring them from home so I have extras here,â you confess.
He turns to you, shutting the cabinet. âYouâre telling me Eric brings my spare ties to the office?â He chuckles in amusement. âYouâve really thought of everything, havenât you? I donât know whether to be impressed or mortified that my son is delivering fashion accessories on my behalf.â
âIt happened once right before a press conference and I had no one else to call,â you explain. âSince then he helps me out sometimes.â You feel itâs prudent to leave out the fact that Eric asks to be paid in gas money each time. Itâs a worthwhile fee.
âI canât believe youâve been pulling this off without me knowing. Remind me to thank both of you for keeping me presentable.â
âItâs part of my job.â You sip the last of your coffee.
Ted studies you for a moment, the sunlight catching the edge of your glasses. âPart of your job, huh? Funny, I donât recall that being in your job description.â
âItâs there,â you shrug, playing along. ââRecord and preserve the minutes and proceedings of city council meetings, provide highly responsible and complex administrative support to the mayorâ..Iâm sure âcoordinating wardrobe logistics with said mayorâs familyâ falls under that umbrella.â
A little chuckle leaves his lips. âEdna never went so above and beyond,â he says, mentioning the former secretary before you came along. Heâs quiet for a moment, letting your words sink in. âYouâre not just my secretary. Youâre keeping me together.â
Shaking your head you wave off his compliment. âYouâre oversimplifying it.â You canât let him see you get flustered by a few words. Youâre stronger than that.
âIâm being serious.â He tries to find the right words. âYouâre making sure the cracks donât show. Youâre the duct tape holding the mayorâs office together. I donât know how you managed to get my kid to run errands for you,â he adds with a chuckle. âIâd be hopeless without you.â
âMr. Mayor..â you shake your head again, unused to compliments.
Ted tilts his head, voice dropping to that quiet register that never fails to get your attention. âIs it really that hard for you to accept a compliment?â
But it feels like more than a compliment, especially in that low register he uses so rarely, specifically when heâs alone with you. You donât dare to hope for more than what it is: a simple appreciation.Â
âBesides,â he continues. âHavenât I told you to call me Ted by now?â
A small chuckle escapes you. You slide your glasses up on your nose, needing something, anything to distract yourself. âTed.. you donât have to be so nice.â
âI mean every word. Youâre damn near perfect. I donât tell you that often enough.â His gaze is steady on yours.
Thereâs a beat of silence as you regard each other, standing just a couple feet apart, the air charged with unspoken tension.
You clear your throat. âDonât forget about that budget meeting you have at one. Iâll put in the lunch order.â Youâre anxious to get back to work, to bury yourself in emails and files and ordinances until the end of the day.
âThe mayor,â Ted announces, âis officially off the clock.â
You give him a smirk as he puts things away in his briefcase. Itâs a tanned leather valise with his initials embossed on the side. Heâs had it as long as youâve known him, which has been nearly a year now. As City Secretary for that long, youâve come to know him during his term as Eddingtonâs mayor, both in a professional and personal sense.
Professionally, you get along well.
Personally, you might have a crush on him.
Not one to mix business with pleasure, you maintained a distance at first, cordial but impersonal. Businesslike. Discussions were confined to work and schedules. But with Ted it was impossible to keep up a facade of impartiality. He was so open, so friendly, so willing to give his time to others without so much as a quick check of his watch when conversations ran long. He spoke with each and every constituent and knew them all by name, shook their hands at the pharmacy, cheered for the local Little League teams on opening day. He was the epitome of what you imagined a small-town mayor would be. Soon you found yourself opening up to him, a little at a time. You werenât particularly fond of broadcasting your personal history, especially to someone you already knew so much about.Â
And now youâre calling the mayor by his first name and you have his sonâs number stored in your cell for fashion emergencies. So much for impartiality.
Tedâs right. None of this was in your job description.
âTechnically, youâre never off the clock,â you retort, packing up your own belongings and getting your purse out of your desk drawer. You scan your personal phone for notifications, only finding a few from Instagram and Discord. Nothing that canât wait.
âA pint of Ben & Jerryâs and trashy reality TV. Every girlâs dream Friday night,â you joke. Youâre going to go home and do what you always do â peruse Netflix or Hulu until you find something halfway decent then turn it off partway through so you can read during your bubble bath.
Ted sounds almost hesitant, brows drawing close together, his lips almost in a frown as he avoids eye contact with you. Itâs not like him. âI was thinking about trying that new cafe on Chaparral Street. Iâve ordered from there before, but I havenât really stepped in to..â He clears his throat, giving you an expectant look, one that feels like heâs preparing for you to reject him outright. âIf you could tear yourself away from your Chunky Monkey and Real Housewives, Iâd like to take you out for a coffee.â
You try to school your features into something not resembling frozen shock. Heâs your boss. Youâve eaten lunch together before, youâve even been to his house after work hours to help with campaign efforts and brainstorming sessions. But youâve never been âoff the clockâ with him in any sense of the term.Â
You mentally kick yourself into saying something, because heâs just standing there, waiting, shifting from one foot to the other, his hope dwindling.Â
âActually itâs Phish Food and Americaâs Next Top Model,â you finally reply, your smile disarming every ounce of worry thatâs been building up inside him. âBut I think I can postpone it for next Friday.â
âOkay then.â Heâs trying his best not to let a grin break across his face, nervous excitement already buzzing through him. Deciding he doesnât want to put too much pressure on you, he adds: âIâll meet you there.. say, seven oâclock?â Meeting there is better, he figures. More casual that way.
You make a show of checking your watch, an attempt to conceal the way youâre suddenly flustered. Again. âOkay, itâs aââ you clear your throat. âIâll see you at seven.â
Ted pushes off the doorframe with a grin and you canât help but return it, a new charge in the air between you. âDrive home safe.â And heâs gone, a little swagger in his step as you remain at your desk, processing whatâs just happened. With a sharp exhale you push up from your seat and gather your things to leave.
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