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having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings