when it rains chickens we'll all catch larks

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

do you think the iron bull ever looked at the shit the rest of the party got away with and was like man i didnt even need to say all that

it just cracks me up every time when you meet him and he’s like “what would be the point in hiding that i’m a spy, you guys are the INQUISITION, how long would that last”. buddy you have no idea

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?