the void is hiring

speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

you guys should just start frotting in the woods

frolicking *

no, no... go on...

new uterine lining just dropped

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

reading the news and immediately opening the tumblr app bc if the queen really dies i want to discover it the way god intended

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

the themes and the narrative are.fucking each other