Ashe's Blog Thing

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Ehh I think the fact that a failed tactic (individual consumer boycotts) is still being pushed despite its failure (admitted to even in this post) is kinda more reflective of LGBT politics than losers who eat that trash TBH

no, I think it speaks more to the lack of discipline that Americans currently have with regards to social action. organized economic boycotts of this nature used to work, such as with the boycott of Florida Orange Juice or the NYC kosher meat riots. Americans are quite pacified by decades of (more or less) class peace. this does simply mean that our tactics should meet people where they're at. but, it's not wrong to be frustrated with the lack of discipline and solidarity.

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn