Magical Mystery Mustelid

Pride (2014)

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

some of my favorites

On the one hand, it's cheesy but cute. On the other, cannibalism.

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

edit: apparently op is on tumblr! send them some love!

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

i polled it 👍 pls reblog for a larger sample size guys. get your mutuals to vote on which mutual you are. cmon