missing: multiple asshole ocs

my favourite genre of fictional men are those ones who should be cool and badass because of their powers or character designs, but are pathetic instead. never had a good day in their life. an insult from a child could probably make them cry. wet paper bag men. you know the ones

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

i hope you die, i hope we both die, hand on unslappable ass.

apparently in 15/16th century venice all the men were so obsessed with having sex with each other that the local female prostitutes had no trade ..anyway… one dude that visited wrote in his diary of “perfumed young men dressed in shirts open at the chest who ‘incited lust’ with their ‘luxurious and venereal’ behaviour” and if that’s not a strong aesthetic inspiration idk what is

fun character exercise; which of your OC’s would chug a bottle of liquor rather than give it to airport security

stop making fun of pinterest boards and character playlists they’re the easiest and most entertaining way to flesh out a character just admit you hate fun and go

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

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