Russia's Greatest Love Machine

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

people who walk their dogs off-leash will stand there going "aw no poppy come back here. cmon leave em alone. please stop that. cmon buddy please." meanwhile poppy is busy trying to start a fight with your shoes and doesnt give a fuccckkkkkk.

Pokemon Heritage Post

tip! you can pet her and brush her hair

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

@otomeisekais

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

im sorry but if you're complaining about seeing ocs in the tag for fallout, an RPG where you CREATE AN OC AS YOUR PLAYER CHARACTER TO ROLEPLAY IN SAID RPG then whatever youre dealing with is quite frankly terminal

Y'know, I've heard of gamer girls, but I've never heard of a "gamer guy." I wonder why not. Maybe it's because guys don't play videogames as much as girls do. I mean basically all girls are gamers.

@hamingo 🤲