whatever walked there, walked alone.

Played mtg commander for the first time with my bird world deck. I’m told it’s deeply evil. Turns out if you play with a bunch of cards that essentially do “play one million birds” it’s really mean. Anyway who wants to get birded.

can i get an amen break burger

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

Bird meets world

In bird meats world, you can be sautéed with a sweet and spicy glaze and served over rice with a side of Brussels sprouts (yum)