whatever walked there, walked alone.

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

Bird meets world

In bird meats world, you can be sautéed with a sweet and spicy glaze and served over rice with a side of Brussels sprouts (yum)

op? op. op wake up. listen to me. i have to put an annoying additon on your post now. op. you dont understand. if i dont give my quip im going to hurt myself in real life. ok?

they should make a stardew valley with character writing that doesn't suck

Like two harvest moon games

FIELDS OF MISTRIA

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell