cryptid in training

I love solitude and not having to perform

Me joining the Bard’s College in Skyrim

cant believe instead of trying to find allies in the coven raine just assumed everyone else was evil and almost murdered their only possible allies with the power of the banjo gay ppl really are the most dramatic mfs

you can call me corny all you want but I don’t get tired of queer stories with no bigotry of any kind pointlessly wielded against its characters for the sake of “realism”

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

okay but what did they cook after they drank two cups of vanilla extract?

wow! never seen someone invent a whole new type of sin in just 14 words before!