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@call-me-bixia
*pointing at your wife* you know that thing would take over your dynasty if you died, right?
…Hey, buddy, it is a very bad idea to objectify and speak ill of my wife. Especially somewhere she can see it.
Baobei, you wouldn’t mind if I murdered a seditious … irritant.
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hey guys feeling demotivated so im making a note challenge!!
1 note: I quit being a sheriff
10 notes: I start a rebellion
100 notes: I take over the dynasty
1,000 notes: I start the first golden age of China
1,000,000,000 notes: idk I seduce qsh or something you guys let me know
great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!
new dynasty new me 😎
GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE
STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!
so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay
@emperor-gaozu-of-han
this month you are the lucky emperor to get my period pains projected onto you. this is an act of loyalty and appreciation i promise. i don't want you to suffer. thank you for your qervice to the people.
I DO NOT GET PERIODS
Congratulations on your pregnancy.
you and wu zetian should lezz out
How do you feel about executions on the grounds of truly insulting audacity, @wu-zetian-of-zhou ?
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I would also like to be your concubine. I can. Um. Dress well?
Feel free to contact me when you prove an aptitude for military strategy.
is your wife accepting applications to be her concubine?
dunno, @call-me-bixia ?
Hmmm. Maybe, if you’re very impressive.
hey I became a boy at the age of 15 am I eligible for military service for your great and noble empire?
hi peon, "eligible" implies you have a choice in the matter!
please report for training at your city's garrison. you may have a deferment if you already have a brother serving in the army. we don't want you to fall short on millet production, after all! #mymillet
bixia, this means your humble subject has transformed from a girl into a boy.
THROUGH DAOIST MAGIC??????
sure lets go with that
Would the Daoist magic allow me to “legitimately” claim the title of emperor?
敢问陛下 戏剧美人心计有多少历史高正乎
Haven’t seen it, but from the YouTube thumbnails, I assume it’s not very accurate.
[image id: a picture taken using flash photography in a dark room. The photo is of a white ceiling with a small square cut out, just large enough for an orange cat’s head to poke through. The cat’s pupils are huge and round. White text on top reads "Carry on, citizen" and the bottom text reads "Empress Wu does not have a secret police. Your suspicion is noted." /end id]
A celebrated and time-honoured tradition. Though I was told a cat would kill you…
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@call-me-bixia BAOBEI LOOK I WON SOMETHING
Good for you, Gaozu.
Road to Empress vs Iron widow/Heavenly tyrant (but not really vs since both are awesome), any thoughts? (Does Wu Zetian get addressed as bixia..)
Hmm... Iron Widow and Heavenly Tyrant are both quite appealing. And of course I would be addressed as bixia! I am emperor, after all, no matter what louts like that Gaozong or whatever that Han maniac's name is says.
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
Then you may stay.
No, he absolutely may not.
Scared, kitten?
Freudian slip much?
Road to Empress vs Iron widow/Heavenly tyrant (but not really vs since both are awesome), any thoughts? (Does Wu Zetian get addressed as bixia..)
Hmm... Iron Widow and Heavenly Tyrant are both quite appealing. And of course I would be addressed as bixia! I am emperor, after all, no matter what louts like that Gaozong or whatever that Han maniac's name is says.
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
Then you may stay.
No, he absolutely may not.
To be clear, this is doing nothing for your so-called "girlbossing."
@wu-zetian-of-zhou Nice to see the world’s second girlboss has arrived.
Empress without her own dynasty says what?
I set the precedent for everything you became famous for.
Oh I see! You were the prototype while I am the finished product. Flawless.
And your little "dynasty" lasted how long?
That’s what you get from a knockoff, sadly.
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@wu-zetian-of-zhou Nice to see the world’s second girlboss has arrived.
Empress without her own dynasty says what?
I set the precedent for everything you became famous for.
@wu-zetian-of-zhou Nice to see the world’s second girlboss has arrived.
