Maddie Fay

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

You don’t get to see that at universal

Disney this, universal that, come back when you’ve been to fucking Dobwalls 6 times and stood in the rain miserably sieving dirt for little gem stones because that’s “like the wild west” and the mine train is Broken again.

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

this is literally the worst thing i’ve seen all day

All of you people hating on vib ribbon make me sick!

If you bully Vibri I will actually kill you with my fists.

For those that don’t know about Vib Ribbon, it’s an absolutely FASCINATING game! It came out on PS1, and the weird vector artstyle is like that because the game is so small it fits in the PlayStation RAM memory. Which meant that you could take the game CD out of the console and then insert any music CD and the game would generate levels from whatever songs you chose. It was such an innovation at the time!

I would kill for Vibri.

I’M CRYING

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

The great tragedy of being a writer is that you never really get to be the audience for the stories that you’ve always wanted to read.

This is basically how you break their voices down to a root noise

Voice actors are fuckin weird

Tag yourself I’m Plankton

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

@funereal-disease I refuse to believe this isn’t relevant to you.

THE DEDICATION!!!!!