Russian Spy Bot

me n the boys 

imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898

vintage "me and the lads are absolutely sauced rn"

my boy Eugene has two glasses of absinthe and thinks it’s hot to stand on Eustice as though he were a table

i'm bored so uhh put your favorite cody and noel moment in the tags

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

She really just,., said that to him

bella is bland character WHERE??!! bella is a boring protagonist WHO??!!?!

Amazing and terrifying 🥰