my beautiful princess with a disorder, talk to me

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

bf was being weird in the bathroom like sneaking around and i was like dude wtf r u doing and he dropped his head in like shame and says “ive been trying to germinate a mango seed” ….and then theres a mango seed on top of the bathroom cabinet in a plastic bag with a little sprout …he wanted to surprise me….

now maybe im ignorant about some sort of nuance to this discussion but i find the rebrand of selfshipping to yumeshipping to be one of the most "thing, japan" incidents in recent online culture

i am going to use this post to proselytize my troll lore.

grok, summarize the concert. grok, write them a poem. grok, play with the cats. grok, make a new friend. grok, fuck it up royally. grok, tell them sorry. grok, hold their hand. grok, say goodbye. grok, go to the funeral. grok, cry my guts out while they hold you. grok, watch the sun set. grok, walk into the woods. grok, look up at the stars. grok, wonder what's it all for. grok, forgive the ones who hurt me, and grok, start with myself. grok, keep going despite it all. be human for me. be human for me. be human for me.

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody