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zawmbikilla

every time i see this image it makes me happy

emo-oreos

or this one

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cheaphalloweencostume

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

importantcatpics

fiore-firelily

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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evilwizard

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

cowboybarbaryn

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

evilwizard

IN A SCARY WAY

queenofskys5

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

evilwizard

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

rhulksdiscordkitten

HELLO ?

rhulksdiscordkitten

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

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dduane

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

rogue-ai-cat

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

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elodieunderglass

He’s 19, which is a good age for a working cat!

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sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

depsidase

skootdawg

Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.

gallusrostromegalus

Humans: *encounters Earth’s Largest Carnivore, who would could swallow them whole, probably*

Human: … Spin?

Earth’s largest carnivore, with a brain that weighs almost as much as this naked beach ape*: SPIN!

regaldragonempress

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPERM WHALES ARE CARNIVORES

I THOUGHT THEY ATE KRILL AND STUFF LIKE OTHER WHALES

gallusrostromegalus

Nope! Sperm whales eat extremely large deep-sea squids, like the Giant and Colossal Squids. They have also been known to opportunistically eat dead whales, sharks, and seals, but not actively hunt them. They got real big teeth for it too:

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw! they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage. Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

I know that in US waters, it’s illegal to intentionally come within 300 yards of any whale or dolphin, and if one appears closer you should turn off your engine or stop paddling to avoid accidental injury to you or it. This human is doing something dangerous and ill-advised, but it’s still hopeful that we can love something like a 130,000 lb deep-diving, squid-eating Oceanic former ungulate.

extremelyloudgamerkeyboard

Im.sorry I’ve lived my entire life not realizing that echolocation could possibly be felt and I have to come to terms with the fact that whales have sonic attacks

stupittmoran

supreme-leader-stoat

Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.

spicymochi

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

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7sghost

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

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