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every time i think, i take 10 damage

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me: :(
the moon: 🌙
me: :)
Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??
Same thing happened (in a reverse way, since he lived with a man) with Freddie Mercury. Same thing happens with Brendon Urie and Gerard Way, whose pansexual (Brendon) and nonbinary (Gerard) identities get denied because they have wives.
It’s bi/panphobia and it’s disgusting.
what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!
NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!
…I’m not sorry.
never be sorry for this, it is glorious
Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.
@kazoo-goddess , you have a new challenge.
You’re on!

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I’m so glad YouTube understands what I need.
(for the curious)
I tried to convince myself that I didn’t need to inflict this upon the world, but the multiple anonymous requests in my inbox said differently.
Based on this mashup.
Fuck me, I will never listen to the originals again
🌕✨ moon water correspondences ✨🌕
taken from one of my favourite pages of my grimoire!
moon water can be used for blessings, enhancing spells or rituals, for promoting clarity or relaxation, in love magic, wealth/prosperity magic, to increase psychic awareness, and many other purposes! but by harnessing your moon water at different times, you can then incorporate the specific traits of that time/phase/zodiac period into your spell work.
✨new moon water ✨
the new moon is associated with new beginnings, so use new moon water in spells or rituals focusing on things like new employment, new relationships, or new homes.
e.g. when moving into a new home, add a couple of tablespoons of new moon water to the water you would normally use to cleanse your house with!
✨waxing moon water ✨
the waxing moon is the period in which the moon is growing in size, so use waxing moon water as a way to grow the strength of your spells. waxing moon water is also beneficial in spells to promote growth (of abilities, skill, or knowledge). the power of the waxing moon also increases the potency of fertility spells, wealth, luck, business and relationship spells
✨full moon water ✨
the full moon is the point at which the moon is at its peak, so use full moon water for spells that require an extra push of energy. also use full moon water in spells to promote strength, love, protection, health, or use in spells to strengthen spiritual gifts and achieve your dreams
✨waning moon water ✨
the waning moon is the period in which the moon is decreasing in size, so use waning moon water for all magic intended to remove things from your life; banishing spells to rid yourself of bad habits, toxic relationships, lingering diseases, weight loss, stress, addictions and negativity
✨dark moon water ✨
when justice is required and is not obtainable outside of your spell work, casting in the dark of the moon and adding dark moon water will help with any crosses, hexes or binding spells
✨super moon water ✨
think of full moon water x1000000…… when you need an EXTRA BIG KICK OF ENERGY for your spells, this guy has you covered
✨lunar eclipse moon water ✨
the lunar eclipse signifies change, so when drastic change is required, the addition of lunar eclipse water draws on the phenomenal change shown during an eclipse, as the moon cycles through all of its stages in a single instance
✨zodiac* moon water ✨
full moon water also takes on the energies of the zodiac sign the full moon is in. here’s a brief rundown of those properties and/or what they can be used for:
1) full moon water in aries = couragous, positive energy; charging tools 2) full moon water in taurus = stable, earth, fertile energy 3) full moon water in gemini = positive charge, overcoming obstacles 4) full moon water in cancer = loving, maternal, protective energies 5) full moon water in leo = lucky, creative, successful energy; arts, politics 6) full moon water in virgo = practical energy; facilitates planning 7) full moon water in libra = persuasive, balancing energies; legal matters 8) full moon water in scorpio = psychic, spiritual, banishing energy 9) full moon water in sagittarius = transforming, spiritual energy; meditation 10) full moon water in capricorn = careers, politics, attaining material goods 11) full moon water in aquarius = innovative, inventive energies 12) full moon water in pisces = dreamy, psychic energy; astral projection
⏳🍃🌻🌱🌗🌗🌑⛈️🌑🌒🌓🌿🌻🍃⏳
emoji spell to help encourage positive growth & change
* most affective during the eve of a new moon; charge & cast as you please *
“Sephora will start selling entry-level witch kits in October.”
All right witches, listen up.
Sephora is to begin selling a “witch kit” next month featuring a tarot deck, fragrances, a sage bundle, and a rose quartz crystal for $42.
I think it’s wonderful that witchcraft is making a resurgence, but what I don’t think is wonderful, is that a huge corporation like Sephora is trying to tap into this market.
Why don’t I like it?
Because Sephora has their fingers in enough pies and generates over $4,000,000,000 in revenue per year.
Because witchcraft produce and supplies should be provided by people with knowledge on the practise(s) and who care enough to make sure their products are ethical, of a high quality, and non-appropriative.
Because Sephora will be stealing business from actual witchcraft and occult centric shops who likely don’t make huge sums of money anyway due to the niche nature of the market.
Because Sephora doesn’t need the fucking money!
So, I urge you to share this post and refrain from purchasing this “entry-level” witch kit (and any future witchcraft related product) from Sephora. Instead, support small, witch-owned businesses. We need you and we’ve got your backs.
Here is a list of shops owned by witches. Check it out!

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Witch Tip #154
Wearing a peach pit around your neck will ward off evil.
Bad witch tip: several peach pits and a sling shot will ward of everything else
worse witch tip: a few peach pits correctly distilled will produce cyanide, which should sort yer problems out nicely.
Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil
Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr... I'm sorry, but aren't we forgetting someone?
I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o
Very ambitious for a sitcom in the 90’s
I still love this weird little guy.
WHY YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR SIGN
Aries: You play all the time, and you play to win. You are a cheerful and a happy person but god help the ones who do you wrong or the ones you love. You know how to party and you know how to have fun. You always give great compliments. You have a great body and great physical looks. Your smile is sexy and your laughter is even sexier. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Taurus: You have an impeccable taste for literally everything, you are the biggest hedonist out there and you simply know how to live. And you love life itself which comes in many forms. You have a cheerful spirit, intriguing mentality and even a greater heart. You are capable of putting up with so much shit and staying sane, haters can just stay jealous. You have the power to crack the earth in two when you witness negativity and you will. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Gemini: Your intelligence, style and communication skills know no borders. You are always the funny one, and even while some people might think that you’re a drama queen or a double-faced attention whore, you just know that it isn’t true. And you don’t fight them but you let them learn it themselves that you’re not a double-faced backstabber who hurts people for fun. You just love supporting people and making their lives better. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Cancer: You are literally one of the sweetest experiences one could ever have. You can teach people a lot, and you can stay strong through a lot of shit in your life. You are pure, innocent, loving and caring. You give the best hugs out there and you know how to satisfy people. You are full of positivity and you always put people’s needs before yours. You can stand up and keep an insanely happy face even you’re being torn apart inside. You are strong and you are one of the most sensitive people out there, which makes you really strong. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.|
Leo: You have this cheerful spirit and you radiate with alluring energy. People might accuse you of wanting to be the center of attention but you deserve to be the center of attention because you are special and you know what you’re capable of. You just want to assure people that you’re a person who’s capable of many things and you can lead yourself and people to greatness. You are a natural born supporter and you simply know how to make people’s lives better. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Virgo: You are really a person who’s great in many spheres of life. You’re deep. People might accuse you of being overcritical and a perfectionist, but don’t let them bring you down. Yes, you are critical and you are a perfectionist but that’s because you just want everything to be alright. You suffer from tons of anxiety when you want to achieve something but believe me, it will pay off. Just stay strong and don’t listen to people who say that you’re very silent and unsuccessful because you have the potential to surpass them all. You are a great thinker, a very intelligent person and you are one of the biggest go-getters out there. Stay strong and you will succeed in whatever it is you want. You know how to fix people’s problems and you are born to help. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Libra: You are a person who radiates with positive energy. You are a beacon of happiness and you are one of the most creative people out there. You know how to care for people and you know how to love. God damn it, you have impeccable style and you know how to dress. You are appealing and both your physical and mental beauty are dominant when you enter a room of new people. You are a big, big person with even a bigger heart than your body and you know how to give people an advice. Those pieces of advice you give, often fix people’s problems. You are beautiful. You are admirable. You are capable of many things and you know how to get shit done. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Scorpio: You are a person who’s capable of many things. People usually think that you’re too intense, childish, evil and vengeful but you’re not. You just know how to have fun and you love making people’s lives better. You are a master of telling jokes. Your eyes can penetrate deep inside a person’s soul and see the sadness inside that person. And you will help that person. You help people on a daily basis, even if they don’t see it. Most of the time you are very sad and you suffer inside because you think that people don’t see what you’ve done for them, and that is okay. But believe me, they do see what you’ve done for them. And if anyone wrongs you or a person you love, you can avenge yourself or that person you love. Many people think that you’re cruel and unforgiving but that’s not true. Don’t listen to the stereotypes for Scorpios and focus on being a good person. You forgive endlessly, you just don’t like showing your emotions because people might manipulate you or use them against you, so you might do some things (which you will later regret) just because you don’t want to seem weak. But that’s how you protect yourself. Don’t worry about others’ opinions, you’re a great person, filled with positivity. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Sagittarius: You are a person who cares about everyone. You are not bitchy and nervous, it’s just that you are sick of people doing mistakes which they will later regret. You are a born teacher and you are born to lead people into a new, better world. People need to start listening to your pieces of advice because the pieces of advice you give are priceless. You are not extreme and you are not impulsive because you want to be, you do it because you want to prove others that you’re a good person and a person who honestly and sincerely cares about everything. You often suffer from anxiety and insomnia, but it’s because you are a very intelligent person and your mind works a lot faster than other people’s. You come off as a person whom everyone thinks that hates emotions and doesn’t know how to feel, but, believe me, you know how to feel. You just can’t stand it when people don’t live just and you are born to fix the mistakes of yours and of other people’s. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Capricorn: You are a deeply caring person but you don’t show it as most people do. Others will think that you’re unfeeling and cold-blooded because of the way you show your emotions and because of your silent nature, but you are not emotionless. You are a person who cares a lot about your and other people’s future. You are not materialistic and money-oriented, you are a person who is concerned with your and other people’s well-being, so you work your ass off because you know where you might end up one day. Don’t let people pick with you or underestimate you because you are a very sensitive and emotional person who knows how to support people and lead them to happiness. You will be made fun of, you will be insulted, you will be hated and you will be fought but you should know that you shouldn’t give up of spreading positivity and working hard to achieve your goals. Don’t let negative people stop you and bring you down. Learn that you are a person who knows how to function. You are not dull, as most people think. But let them think because you needn’t carry about negative people’s irrelevant opinions because you know who you are, and you are not dull. You are a very interesting, funny and creative person. You are a great friend, parent, partner and a lover. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Aquarius: You are an open-minded person and your intelligence is really great. You are a very understanding person and you know how to have fun. You lead people into great adventures which might seem risky, but you do it for the sake of fun. Best memories always come from great experiences, and you know how to make people experience things. You are not limited and detached as most people think, you are a person who just thinks rationally for your and the lives for the people around you. You are not argumentative as everyone thinks, you are debatable. There’s a difference. You love learning and debating, you just seem argumentative because you’re passionate for debates and learning new things. You are not a weirdo or a freak, you’re an eccentric person. There’s a difference. You are a great friend. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
Pisces: You are one of the most insightful people out there and you simply know everything, because you feel everything. you have the gift of unlimited and uncontrollable emotions, which might sometimes take advantage of you but I assure you that you have the ability to control your emotions. You are one of the most intelligent people out there. You are very beautiful, both physically and mentally. You are a natural born philosopher and you’re the deepest person there is. You are not weak just because you are hurt or triggered easily, you are strong and powerful beyond limits because you experience everything both with your heart, soul and mind. You absorb people’s feelings and you absorb information like a sponge. You are capable of many things. No matter your easygoing, sweet, cheerful or introverted nature, you are one of the best fighters out there and you always win no matter what, because you stubbornly go to extremes and you have the ability to go to the end of the universe and back, if it’s required of you to get what you want. You fight till the very end and you know how to sit on the throne. Despite most people’s (stupid) opinion, you are not a wallflower. You are a natural born leader who just seems dreamy and lost most of the time but that’s because you’re very intelligent and you think like no-one else does. When the topic of a conversation is brought, I bet you’ve already been overthinking about it. You can put up with so much shit and you can go through everything, you can run through hell and fly through heaven in order to achieve your goals. You are not weak, you’re just a person with the most intense emotions out there. Learn to control things and you will be unstoppable. When someone hurts you or someone you love, you will turn into a giant shark and every unjust person will feel the ocean’s wrath. You are not weak because you’re a forgiving person, you are just one level above all those haters and you actually understand why people made those mistakes, and that’s why you forgive - when you forgive. NOW, START LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SIGN.
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
Peter Parker
Honestly, this speaks to Catholic Edition Kween
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Breaking Astrology Down
Your Sun is about yourself. Your Moon is your heart. Your Rising is how you look. Your Mercury is the way you think. Your Venus is how you love. Your Mars is how you deal with life. Your Jupiter is your luck. Your Saturn is how you discipline yourself and your responsibilities. Your Uranus is how unique you are. Your Neptune is your imagination. Your Pluto is your transformation. Your Chiron is how you heal. Your Ceres is how you take care of yourself. Your Pallas is your relationships. Your Juno is beauty and Influences. Your Vesta is your potential and your organization. Your North Node is how you develop in your current life. Your South Node is how you developed in your past life. Your Midheaven is your career, how others view you. Your Lilith is your hidden emotions.
Finally, a simple explanation.

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This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.
wow I love this!!
This is so good for my anxiety
I’ve reblogged this so many times
#relatable hayley
Hoo boy. Mood.