Luna Nevada

Popular songs are about sex and popular movies are about violence but are considered vulgar if vice versa

Basically me

Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh.

“This is the worst day ever.” “Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?” “No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

That possum is straight up casting a spell.