Astrology Meme Trash

Aries:

is a sassy bitch, let’s just accept that. always answering back, they’d even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)

always give people cheap gifts not because they’re broke but because they think that’s the only standard or gift you deserve

has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions

their logic is out of this world: it’s either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you can’t get it

beneath all their layers, they’re one of the smartest and hardworking people out there… always willing to help you study/work/etc.

Taurus: 

their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. they’d sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and they’d won’t regret

literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.

obsessed with getting shit organised y'all don’t even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.

they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.

when they say they can’t do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or you’ll get a small surprise: they’ll do it after some while. 

Gemini: 

know that archetype of a kind person who’ll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, that’s gemini.

their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary; multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.

for them, it’s a dog-eat-dog world. if you don’t match their pace, you’re basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.

insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise

bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or you’re not that important to them, just believe in them.

Cancer:

they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak it’s either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you

are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they don’t have time for your bullshit, they don’t even have time for their own.

they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. they’re the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.

one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.

always look brooding or even out of reach. that’s cos they’re afraid words/actions won’t come/show they way they really want them too.

Leo:

so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything

but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost

knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates

easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray

but don’t be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.

Virgo:

dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.

not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?

they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.

they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means they’re not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.

loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.

Libra: 

too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)

their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: they’ll set fire on anything lower than their standards.

too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all

these bitches love to meddle with other people’s business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, there’s no in between

even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and tryn’a understand and accept other people’s view of them.

Scorpio: 

for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these “””devil children””” are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.

the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they won’t think twice about apathetically cutting you.

everyone’s fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth

willing to learn from others but is obsessed with “i am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective one”

so many layers, like they’re literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, you’ll see a fragile marshmallow baby inside 

Sagittarius:

they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they don’t get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.

insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his mom’s chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose

no one really knows if they’re showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you don’t know if they’re forcing it or not or they dun even know too

is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but can’t focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another

may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.

Capricorn: 

always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, they’ll always be late. deal with it.

condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians

obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they don’t want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.

avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.

after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, you’ll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them

Aquarius:

also don’t like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.

obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz

can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and don’t be fooled by this sign

disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesn’t care about the consequences of their absence, they literally don’t care.

in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they don’t ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.

Pisces:

are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when they’re mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???

needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever. 

how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.

are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but it’s the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away

break them to pieces and you’ll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn

ARIES Abandoned gas stations, beholders of tumbleweeds and roadside tales, filled with dead fuel yet frozen in time, eyes on the passengers with their hands and hair out the window, haunted by old desert songs and engines revving behind it.

TAURUS: Abandoned bars, stools turned over, a ripped flyer shouting BABES BABES BABES hanging off the bulletin board, a lost motorcycle tire, glass shattered, and the spirit of hell still living somewhere inside.

GEMINI Ghost towns, at the base of old mountains, houses with shutters like eyes and doors like mouths, swallowing stories whole, convenience stores still stocked with stale bread, cabins and headstones still peeking out from behind fairy wood brambles, nature stretching into steel, ready to come alive with a shift of the wind.

CANCER: Abandoned motels, empty pools filled with deflated flamingos, the sign out front screaming VACANCY forever, each room a different anthology of guest book tales, smashed television monitors and a love note ( or goodbye note ) caught up in the rust of the honeymoon suite.

LEO: Abandoned theaters, stages dented with the ghosts of performances past, torn scripts scattered across floorboards in a mess of Playbills and shattered eyeglasses, broken lights and tattered dress hems, mannequins poised at an eternal act one.

VIRGO Abandoned train stations, cars sprayed in a kaleidoscope of graffiti, drifters still starting fires in some of the shells, grass growing over old gears, ghost conductors with no destination, rails intersecting at odd angles like flowers and bones.

LIBRA Abandoned campgrounds, rattlesnakes and desert blues, dead hot and forgotten, a shelled-out RV and the dry lake where the kids used to play, swallowing up broken toys and flat tents, showers crawling with critters, vintage t-shirts printed with campground bears promising that it’s still “the happiest place on earth.”

SCORPIO Abandoned amusement parks, soggy coaster cars paused mid-ascension, cheap thrills and screams still stagnant in the air, ferris wheels trembling in the wind, clown faces distorted and torn down the middle, a mascot head smiling out from the overgrowth.

SAGITTARIUS Abandoned renaissance fairs, an acre out of time, fake pirate ships swinging, fairy wings trying to fly, dead flower crowns tangled with bright ribbons and peasant blouses shed by the lake, empty squares and old stage buildings, Arthur’s sword caught at the entry, still waiting to be pulled.

CAPRICORN Abandoned toy stores, broken pinball machines, ghost clowns, and popped balloons, playing cards stuck to the floor, a crooked house of childhood horrors, teddy bears bleeding stuffing, and a funhouse mirror distorting the distorted. 

AQUARIUS: Abandoned piers, driftwood split down the middle, coastline the last alive thing, neon lights still calling Gatsby home from the horizon, but promising only the ghosts of mermaids washed ashore, tires and bottles filled with sand, dead trees spouting from old rocks, branches a wind chime of ripped dresses, forks, and seashells on strings.

Kid at heart: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra 

Teenage mess: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio 

Wherever Vesta falls in the birth chart will show the area in which we tend to be committed to a purpose. 

Vesta is associated with dedication, focus, and commitment. She represents those things that we are ready (or compelled) to make a sacrifice for. 

Vesta in the first house Dedicated to: Self-discovery and self-awareness, issues of identity, ‘finding yourself’, personal goals Thus sacrificing: Other people in general, long-term relationships of an intimate nature

Vesta in the second house Dedicated to: Manifesting material abundance, finding security for yourself and your loved ones Thus sacrificing: Simple pleasures and comforts

Vesta in the third house Dedicated to: Communicating, seeking new experiences and knowledge and disseminating what you have garnered Thus sacrificing: Clarity in your thoughts, peace of mind (since you put yourself under so much pressure)

Vesta in the fourth house Dedicated to: Home and family, a sense of duty, obligation and/or responsibility within your home situation Thus sacrificing: Personal freedom, personal choices

Vesta in the fifth house Dedicated to: Creative expression, public attention, recognition, pouring your life force into your work, sublimating your sexual energy. Thus sacrificing: Either romance or creativity, like being forced to choose between them

Vesta in the sixth house Dedicated to: Healing yourself or others, constantly learning techniques and skills in order to reach a goal/complete a task Thus sacrificing: Your health, your sleeping/eating schedules, normal life patterns

Vesta in the seventh house Dedicated to: Relationships with others, well-fare of others, ensuring there’s justice and fairness around you Thus sacrificing: Your independence, your own will, your inner voice (you compromise too much)

Vesta in the eighth house Dedicated to: Experiencing emotional and sexual intimacy, delving into the realm of hidden or occult knowledge, finding a mystical union Thus sacrificing: Healthy relationships- you often don’t understand how others can’t match your intensity

Vesta in the ninth house Dedicated to: The quest for truth and wisdom, the dissemination of your ideal vision Thus sacrificing: Reality- examine and broaden your belief system to avoid fanaticism, the belief that you possess some ultimate or final answer

Vesta in the tenth house Dedicated to: Achieving your goals and attaining success, recognition Thus sacrificing: All your time- you have difficulty defining your goals or finding a fulfilling vocation which pushes you even harder

Vesta in the eleventh house Dedicated to: Humanitarian or futuristic ideal of respect for freedom and individuality, and honoring of all life Thus sacrificing: Personal friendships (for the sake of the cause)

Aries & Libra- war vs peace.. aries expresses the self forcefully, reckless and spontaneous. libra forms bonds, soothing and patient Taurus & Scorpio- beauty vs darkness.. taurus lives for the beauty of life, scorpio is contantly reminded of what death feels like Gemini & Sagittarius- trivia vs wisdom.. gemini gathers up as much (random) info as possible, sagittarius focuses on understanding it Cancer & Capricorn- care vs duty.. cancer loves you and nurtures you, capricorn feels responsible for your well-being Leo & Aquarius- love vs connection.. leo wants to love you, touch you, warm you up, aquarius seeks to connect and engage with your mind Virgo & Pisces- reality vs fantasy.. virgo sorts out the mess of the real world, pisces daydreams away the chaos

check mercury

aries: boldly ~ aries will come out of nowhere with something to talk about, the conversation will usually be short and quick but full of enthusiasm or new ideas.

taurus: slowly ~ taurus take their time starting conversations mainly because they like to think things over. their practical nature tends to make people listen to them more as a result.

gemini: sporadically ~ much like aries, geminis like to start a conversation randomly and quickly, they often interrupt others because their thoughts are so scattered.

cancer: easily ~ cancers tend to ease into conversations, often beginning with formalities and polite small talk before getting to the main point. they usually are very thoughtful.

leo: loudly ~ regardless of the volume of their voice, a leo’s authority makes it easy for them to be heard. they use creativity and warmth to win the attention of others while also standing out.

virgo: orderly ~ virgos tend to avoid being flashy but still appreciate their intellect being acknowledged. they control conversations by focusing on little details or planning what they have to say.

libra: smoothly ~ libras are diplomatic when it comes to talking and try to please everyone with fair intellect. their charm gets them a large audience but they can seem like a perfectionist with the rants and tangents they go on.

scorpio: urgently ~ scorpios aren’t the most talkative sign but when they want to talk, they try their hardest to get straight to the point. they enjoy observing and discussing more deeper matters.

sagittarius: optimistically ~ they enjoy looking at the big picture and don’t care too much about little details or organization. they tend to have flaws in their arguments due to their scattered thinking, but their enthusiasm can convince many.

capricorn: methodically ~ capricorns tend to start talking slowly, mainly because they need to organize and structure their thoughts. they tend to be skeptical and authoritative.

aquarius: quietly ~ although they enjoy breaking the rules, aquarius tend to quietly slip into conversations without being flashy. they enjoy arguing and often win due to their intellect. this can cause them to push their ideas on others, giving them a subtle authoritative demeanor.

Source: Bobmarksastrologer.com

to find Juno in your birth chart, use astro.com extended chart selection, enter your birth date and time, and there’s a box where you can select Juno.

Juno in the 1st House: The 1st house is you, how you approach the world. Juno placed here can make being a partner the centerpiece of your life. Juno in the first house can also give you an air of innocence, something like a newborn child. This is especially true if Juno is within 10 degrees of the Ascendant and in the same sign.

Juno in the 2nd House: This is the house of money, possessions, and one’s sense of self-worth. Marriage will likely bring an increase in the sense of self worth. They could also seek to get married to improve their sense of self worth, but of course that seldom works. In this case, they usually don’t pick the best partner. They will tend to stay even in a bad marriage because divorce for them could be devastating. They could also marry for money or regard their marriage partner as a possession. On the other hand, they may literally be married to their possessions, spending most of their time accumulating more and more.

Juno in the 3rd House: Communication will tend to be an especially important here, and marriage or partnership will tend to improve the communications ability of anyone with this placement, especially if there are harmonious aspects to Juno (sextile and trine). Stressful aspects on the other hand (square and opposition) could indicate that the marriage can reduce communications ability.

Juno in the 4th House: This person can be married to their home. Juno in the 4th house can also indicate a need for a partner who is attached to the domestic environment. Another possibility is that you become more of a domestic type after marriage.

Juno in the 5th House: Marriage tends to improve creativity with this placement. The partner would also tend to be a creative person, or good with children, sports, games, and hobbies. If afflicted, watch out. They may act like a child themselves and want to play all the time instead of work.

Juno in the 6th House: This person can be married to their work. They are more likely to marry a co-worker! More often, though, Juno in the 6th house shows a need for a partner that one can work with. If there are stress aspects (the square or opposition, or the conjunction to a malefic) then partnership and work won’t blend well. In that case, either you will try to turn the partner into a servant, or they will try to do the same to you. Strive for some equality here if you don’t want the partnership to break up.

Juno in the 7th House: This simply increases the need for a marriage or partnership. Those things will tend to be the cornerstone of your life.

Juno in the 8th House: You need a Sex Machine for a partner. Since the 8th house rules the partner’s possessions, well, they may regard you as a possession (especially if there are stress aspects). Marriage and partnership can also help you to reconstruct or transform yourself (whether you want to or not).

Juno in the 9th House: You need a partner with whom you can travel (long trips, not short ones) and “philosophize.” The partner will tend to be someone born a great distance from you (even a foreigner) or from a totally different background.

Juno in the 10th House: This placement of Juno can indicate marriage to the career. More likely, it will show that the partner will help you in your career and social standing. If there are stressful aspects to Juno, the partner may “help” you whether you want them to or not. Or you may not like the partner, but you feel you cannot get a divorce because either your career or social standing will suffer.

Juno in the 11th House: Marriage to social activities is a possibility here. You could marry a friend, or become friends with the partner after marriage. The partner may be the one involved with organizations or social causes, or you could get involved with those things yourself after marriage.

• Aries: Entrecejo: The space between the eyebrows.

• Taurus: Estrenar: To use or wear something for the first time.

• Gemini: Tutear: To refer to someone, usually an older person, by informal tu instead of formal usted.

• Cancer: Enmadrarse: When a child is very attached (emotionally) to their mother.

• Leo: Friolento: To be overly-sensitive to the cold.

• Virgo: Vergüenza Ajena: To feel embarrassed for someone even if they don’t feel embarrassed themselves.

• Libra: Te Quiero: More than “I like you,” less than “I love you,” and not as cheesy as “I really like you.”

• Scorpio: Morbo: A morbid fascination.

• Sagittarius: Trasnochar: To stay up all night.

• Capricorn: Antier/Anteayer: The day before yesterday.

• Aquarius: Militar: When used as a verb, it means to be active in a group, usually for a political cause. It’s similar to an advocate, but not quite the same.