The Hobbits try shoes
Sam: *walking about like a cat in booties* oh no⊠Oh noâŠ
Frodo: *stands up* *immediately falls down*
Merry: you just spend all your time with your feet in⊠jail? In foot jail?? This is the worst
Pippin: *stomping about* haha Merry look, Iâm a human! Get out of my way! Iâm in a hurry! Whereâs my horse? My nameâs Boromir- *trips over laces and goes down hard* ow
Pippin: Merry help Iâm stuck Merry *wrenching at shoes* STOP LAUGHING iâM A TOOK WE HAVE WIDE FEET
Merry: why are there so many laces this is so over-complicated
Frodo: *frantically kicking off shoes* nope nope nope nope nope
Gimli: Sam just walk normally
Sam: I donât know where my feet are!
Gimli: theyâre at the ends of your legs lad!
Sam: Mister Frodo help
& while all this is happening literally every other member of the Fellowship losing their gotdamn shit at the sight of a bunch of grown men (+Pippin) unable to figure out how shoes work
Frodo: alright Iâm going to try again *stands up* *WHAM* oww
Aragorn: *sobering up* Okay Frodo seriously take those off before you really hurt yourself
~later~
Pippin: I suddenly have a new respect for all you shoe-wearing folks
Boromir: Pippin no offence but that is literally one of the most ridiculous things Iâve ever heard anyone say
