fountain of wasted potential

if you're in a happy healthy relationship with the love of your life please keep it to yourself

last night i ate two kardashian gummies and now my bowels won’t move

ate one more last night and now i am better… have the kardashians created a gastrointestinal on/off mechanism by way of melatonin gummy ?

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water