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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

This is the reason I will never get tired of this game. It’s such a canvas for creativity, you can see or discover something new about it almost every day. Like look at these! These are astoundingly beautiful!

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from aBigMothInALittleWorld reading: Making art is like this also /End ID]

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol