the names mackenzee

whoever has my voodoo doll please put more stuffing in the ass

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

even if all you did today was breathe, that is enough and you are enough

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

I’m not sure how I feel about this

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

Wtf

what the FUCK

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!

is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

just heard a 7 year-old yell “OH FUCK IT” and honestly i’m with you kid

here’s to those who didn’t make it to 2018 and here’s to those who didn’t think they’d make it to 2018