living vicariously

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman's sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

I’m sorry to admit this and I would never do it in real life because I have an immense respect for wildlife and specifically the delicate nature of birds. That is the most grabbable animal I have ever seen. It looks free for the taking.

Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

do it drunk. do it high

What if we went on a hike and sucked each others d*ck’s under a waterfall 👉👈

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.