ABSURDNOISE

The demonically possessed take tongue exercises very seriously!

Herman Munster loves long walks on the beach with a light sprinkling of severed limbs.

Mrs. Garrett is my lord and savior…

It’s always halloween in my head….you know right behind those never ending demonic voices and what not.

The moment you realize you’re in Troll 2.

Vincent Price was such a glitch sometimes.

Dorothy Zbornak had a really bad case of shoulder pad rage that day.

I still can’t believe Suspiria brand chandelier’s never took off.

The sad and debilitating life ruining effects of a crimp and curl addiction.

Dominic gingivitis is the worst…

Herman Munster mainly got his kicks reading the personals while feverishly blinking.

Try to avoid giving decapitated zombie heads any type of bubble gum, because believe me you’ll never hear the end of it.

Who let Max Headroom get into the crack again?

She just so happens to have a phobia of non moisturized hands.