DJ Fart Blast Is In The House

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

but. but he was just here...

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

whenever people complain about a white male character being erased or ignored or forgotten or underrated or w/e i can't help but laugh bc it's like wow..... the cards were stacked in his favour & he still couldn't hack it..... that's so embarrassing for him

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

its crazy that the old british boys school model actually existed and wasn’t invented as some sort of upper class gay guy bdsm thing

british boys boarding school is the closest an actually existing society has ever been to what i have heard of a/b/o