If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.
This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week
macklin celebrini has autism
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.
This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
OH, quick question! - how did you read Check Please! for the first time? - how do you usually re-read it?
first time reading Check, Please! vs Re-Reading...???
First time on Tumblr / Re-Read on Tumblr
First time on Tumblr / Re-Read with Physical Books
First time on Tumblr / Re-Read on checkpleasecomic.com
First time as Physical Book / Re-Read on Tumblr
First time as Physical Book / Re-Read with Physical Books
First time as Physical Book / Re-Read on checkpleasecomic.com
First time on checkpleasecomic.com / Re-Read on Tumblr
First time on checkpleasecomic.com / Re-Read with Physical Books
First time on checkpleasecomic.com / Re-read on checkpleasecomic.com
other — I'll explain!
(actually one last question: how would you recommend it to a friend?? Shoving a book in their hands? Saying go to this site????)
Bad bunny ending his halftime show with “God bless America” while naming every single Latin American country… not only did he come to entertain, he also gave gringos a free geography lesson my educational king
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
“egg [x12]”
laid them myself

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Reposting these two for the gifs bc Ilya is adorable in these
guy who's read 10 webcomics: you gotta read check please
guy who's read 100 webcomics: well actually if you go to page 435 of webtoons and read this reverse serialized webcomic with characters made out of word clouds
guy who's read 1000 webcomics: you gotta read check please
I’ll never get over Ilya being like no no, I must set record straight. I want to fuck your son since the literal moment I first saw him at seventeen. It was freckles. And then I fuck him. Repeatedly. For entire decade. He gave up that ass like absolute freak. He is my good little boy. Yes, that is right. Since the markets crash and millennial dream is dead. I hear on radio, then I fuck your son. We grow old together. Lovers.

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So the funniest difference between me and kiddo's previous foster mother is that she was telling me I've gotta call ahead and make sure all the staff at the hairdressers know kiddo is trans so they don't misgender him, and make sure they know he's a foster kid so they understand why it's me taking him and not his real mum and all that, and I've just said nah that's not how you do it.
I go to the barber, I say "my son would like a haircut", they do not question me about whether he is my son on either point. This has worked perfectly so far. You just don't give anyone a reason to question you? If I say he is my son it is so unbelievably rude for someone else to go "um are you sure?".
But yesterday the barbers apprentice looked at him and asked if he is getting a woman's cut, and instead of arcing up and explaining trans theory and respect for kiddos gender to someone who I knew heard me the first time and had clocked him, I just channeled the spirit of a Christian Mother In The Toy Aisle and said "well, he is a boy so no, he will have a boys cut".
Shuts down bullshit immediately! Nobody wants to be yelled at by someone's Karen mother! Kiddo does not hear this little pricks opinion on trans people or get humiliated by being outed in the barbers. You do not have to tell people all your intimate details! You certainly do not have to tell people all your kids intimate details either, especially if you think they'll be a target.
Hudson Williams you have to stop! Your understanding of Shane Hollanders autistic swag too nuanced, your boba doe-eyes too beautiful, Your micro expressions as Shane Hollander too significant, your personality too freaky, your love of Connor Storrie too relatable! They’ll kill you Hudson!
rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please
I'm trying to find you I promise
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?

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"I don't think I need to forgive you."
"I don't think I need to forgive you."