Uso To Be @muxa Dorna Is Homophobc So Here I Am

Nothing teaches you the difference between Formula 1 and MotoGP quite like the summer break. In one, the drivers are living their best lives, partying and enjoying the beach. In the other, it’s the perfect time to squeeze in a quick surgery, fix everything that’s broken, and be back racing two weeks later… probably still unfit to ride.

I think this whole Aprilia x Martín toxic relationship is genuinely hilarious. It has to be hell for both sides. Like imagine you leave your ex because you don’t want to be there anymore, but you can’t move out because you have nowhere else to go, so you’re stuck. Meanwhile, your ex is angry and bitter, constantly talking shit about you, has a new love interest that isn’t working out, and still somehow depends on you. Neither of you can actually leave.

Mexico getting eliminated from the World Cup and Jorge Martín leading the MotoGP championship at the same time is genuinely testing me. God really looked at Mexicans (me specifically) and said, “Let’s see how much they can take.”