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Why are they like this?
A recap
Sometime before Beyonce was 21, likely around 18, Jay-Z sets his sights on her. The youngest he could have possibly been was 30.
The day she turned 21, he asked her to āgo steadyā by saying āDonāt embarrass meā. He was cheating the whole time. She had just turned 21 so he would be 33 in 3 months. This is in 2002. That same year Destinyās Child announced a hiatus. They would release their final album in 2004.
Jay repeatedly boasts about the baddest chick in the game wearing his chain. Heās still cheating left and right.
Destinyās Child has their last performance in 2006.
āI am alone at a crossroads. Iām not at home in my own home and Iāve tried and tried to say whatās on my mind.ā - 2007
Bey married Jay in 2008. Heās still cheating.
She has a few miscarriages. Finds out her dadās a sack of shit with all types of outside children. Is CONSTANTLY attacked by white feminists. Is told she isnāt open enough and consistently critiqued for ānot being realā as she sings about this man, who has been grooming her to deal with his shit since she was 18 and he was 30, treating her terribly and constantly breaking her heart. Home is not the refuge is should be, not at all. Her husband is still cheating and, by his own admission, is not emotionally supportive in the slightest.
The Grammys keep finding reasons to rob her and taint the one thing still kinda working the way she needs. Her husband is still cheating. Heās having threesomes and shit. Still bragging about the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain though. Because, apparently, thatās all she was to him. A trophy.
2011- sheās still trying desperately to get him to be better. Sheās still thinking sheās not doing something right (thatās what āgetting in earlyā does for these men). This is when we get that epic love letter to Jay-Z in the album ā4ā.
Sheās finally able to carry a child to term, but not without people constantly accusing her of lying about being pregnant and saying the baby isnāt hers.
Blueās arrival and Beyonceās reflection of the hell sheās been dealing with get her to finally consider leaving for real and for good. Sheās about to walk away.
With Blueās arrival, Jay finally thinks he should treat his wife better. Itās 2012. Heās been treating her like absolute shit, after grooming her to take the emotional abuse, for 11 years.
2013 - Beyonce starts telling her story in the eponymous album.
2015, once Blue is old enough to notice things start forming her understanding of relationships, LEMONADE. Trash men get angry at her āairing their dirty laundryā. Delusional stans of the relationship swear itās not about them but her parents. Stans refusing to believe this man is who he is is part of her hell.
2017 - Jay-Z FINALLY admits to how trash he was, chalks it up to her maturing faster than him. Againā¦she was 18 when this started. He was 30.
Snapchat making it easier for niggas to pull up on you niggas gotta map and everything
Him: Wyd? Me: laying down in bed Him: *sends me a screenshot of my location at the McDonaldās up the street from him*
the muppets, 1x01:Ā āPig Girls Donāt Cry.ā
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
people of color stopped taking their shit so whites are extending their racism to puppet animals

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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Jesus: okay judas, truth or dare? Judas: truth. Jesus: is it true you betrayed me? Judas: I mean dare.
John: hey guys letās play spin the bottle Judas: *sweats nervously*
Apparently Nickelodeon wants to build an attraction in Palawan, PhilippinesĀ .Ā
This might seem fun for some people, but for us itās not.Ā
You see, Palawan is known for its non-commercialized islands and untouched beaches. There are only a few resorts in there, and the government limits tourism population there. Here are some pictures of our beautiful islands:
Nickelodeon, however, wants to capitalize the island of Coron, Palawan. Theyāre going to build a resort and theme park there. They claim that they want toĀ āspread environmental awarenessā but theyāre really not. Building this resort will disrupt the marine ecosystem; thus destroying the environment there. Also, Palawan is our last ecological frontier in the Philippines. If theyāre going to continue to do this, more and more big companies will cash-in to commercialize Palawan- and I really do not want that to happen.
I know petitions wonāt do much, but at least we can prove a point that Palawan should not be disrupted. Please sign this petition, so that it will not only show that us Filipinxs donāt want this, but people from different countries as well. Please spread it around as well, so that people from different countries can be aware of what Nickelodeon is doing.
Ang aming kalikasan ay hindi dapat sirain. Maraming salamat po.
Gotta spread this myself. Iām Filipina and the conservation of home is incredibly important to me. Pollution is already a huge issue throughout the countryās cities. Many islands including Palawan are home to not just beautiful nature but some of the last of our untouched, uncolonized heritage.
wtf
NO. PLEASE NO. I LEGIT CRIED WHEN I READ THE NEWS ARTICLE. The article is in a legit news network. Itās not fake. MY CHEST HURTS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. The developers say it wonāt hurt the environment but artificial structures are artificial structures. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO.
I CAN ONLY HOPE THE PETITION IS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I SIGNED IT SO FAST.
EVEN IF YOUāRE NOT FILIPINO, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. PLEASE.
2017: nigga, can YOU cook?
When they can cook and leave you dickmatized, full of carbs and 15 lbs heavier š
Black-ish did thatā¢

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: āI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteā in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like āthe fuck is wrong with youā
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
āSprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concernedā
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINāT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madnessā¦
āwe donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonadeā
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the⦠Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? š¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iām pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnāt seem to be a common brand so Iād ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeĀ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itās not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonatedĀ beverage, is made on Earth.
EarthĀ is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemās four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known asĀ āEarthlingsā orĀ āSpriteloidsā interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youāll sometimes get Sprite, but if itās proper itās a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iāve had gassosa, itās AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ālemonade and Sprite are interchangeableā is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so⦠what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ⦠not fizzy⦠in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buyĀ āfresh squeezed lemonadeā at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itās diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnāt so overpowering.Ā
In the south, itās very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youād ask forĀ āLimonadeā and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itāll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented byĀ someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canāt remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnāt even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ⦠this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereās a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canāt buy it like that from a store. And thereās nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donāt know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if youāre using it as a mixer, youāre less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, itās a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, itās still going to be premade rather than fresh.Ā
OH GOD THATāS WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
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You can tell heās going āohhHhhhhHHH!ā š©š this is so cute lmao
this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen
At least somebody cares about the representation of POC in the industry that affects childrenās minds
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TheĀ Titanoboa, is aĀ 48ft longĀ snake dating from aroundĀ 60-58million years ago. It hadĀ a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful thatĀ it could crush a rhino.Ā Titanoboa was so big it couldnāt even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iām so glad they arenāt around
omg me too. Iām scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iām so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenāt alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: ā12 fucking feet?!?! Ā Iām fucking glad itās extinct!āĀ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fuckingĀ TERRIFYINGĀ creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnāt always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known asĀ Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnāt around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNāT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONāT. WE DONāT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATāS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsĀ
It wasnāt just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsā¦
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weāve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONāT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSĀ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREāS MY FAVORITE,Ā ZYGOPHYSETER,Ā WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donāt forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenāt found signs of its extinction
scientists: āwe havenāt seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letās just hope itās exstinctā
^^^^ yep haha
The depths of the oceans are still largely unexplored. Itās only in the last 50 or so years, out of thousands of years of human exploration and civilization, that weāve really been able to begin exploring the deeper seas.
Thereās a lot of shit living out there that we donāt know about.
GO š THE š FUCK š OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this childās parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligibleāand then] Ā ā¦and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesnāt pertain to you. Iām sorry ā
White teacher: āyou know what, Iām sorry -Iām sorryā¦
Black student: āNo, no, noā¦I let you talk -I let you talk, youāre gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: Iām sorry that this is the way that it is. Youāre right, it is fucked up. But white people control everythingā¦and thatās not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, weāre complaining or weāre ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something aboutĀ āOh, I donāt wantāthereās too many Latinos and thereās too manyāā
White teacher: I didnāt say thatā
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you donāt want this to turn into a Latin country because thereāll be too manyĀ
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to acceptā
White teacher: Donāt tell me Iām closed-mindedā
Black student: Everything youāve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I donāt agree with you doesnāt mean Iām closed-minded.
Black student: You donāt need to agreeāI -Iāve had conversations with people that donāt agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to acceptāyouāre not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening rightā
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everythingā¦.who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESNāT HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFFĀ
Other Random: GO OFFā
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DONāT SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because Iām mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
YES, BECAUSE IāM MAD.
This gives me hope. Iām 22. Iām not that old, but Iām assuming Iām older than these students in the video. To see this young intelligent woman school her teacher on white privilege and the affects of white supremacy gives me hope. They are young and using their voice! This is gives me hope yaāll.Ā
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