MAGS

five nights at freddy’s except instead of five nights at the pizzeria mike spends five nights in my bed‼️

me waiting for yall to start writing some shit about sir lord jimmy crystal even tho i know he’s completely insane and yet i would still ride him with his tiara on my head

i love how your posts just feature spongebob. as a long term spongebob lover i love YOU. :)

what steve harrington sees outside his window after robin tells me how big of a schlong he has

me pretending i’m dead so dr robby can come manhandle me and i can feel his thick fingers along my chest

reed and sue lowkey flying in the air cuz johnny and i were experimenting and the metal butt plug i put up his ass lowkey exploded n shit 💔

me showing up at jimmy olsen’s doorstep begging him to let me sit on his face

me watching erik get his spine ripped out of his body when i had just whispered to my friends i want to bear his children

me tryin to talk bob into letting me ride it until doomsday releases

me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw 💕

WHY DOES LIKE NO ONE WRITE FICS ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT????!! DOES NO ONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN APP FIND GABRIEL LABELLE AS HOT AS I DO???!

yk what jayce. i’ll always be on your side!!! now can you PLEASE HIT IT FROM THE BACK

god gave me a couple holes for a couple reasons.