MAGS

five nights at freddy’s except instead of five nights at the pizzeria mike spends five nights in my bed‼️

me trying to get reported to HR so i can go talk to that hunk of sweaty meat named adam

me waiting for yall to start writing some shit about sir lord jimmy crystal even tho i know he’s completely insane and yet i would still ride him with his tiara on my head

i love how your posts just feature spongebob. as a long term spongebob lover i love YOU. :)

what steve harrington sees outside his window after robin tells me how big of a schlong he has

me pretending i’m dead so dr robby can come manhandle me and i can feel his thick fingers along my chest

reed and sue lowkey flying in the air cuz johnny and i were experimenting and the metal butt plug i put up his ass lowkey exploded n shit 💔

me showing up at jimmy olsen’s doorstep begging him to let me sit on his face

me watching erik get his spine ripped out of his body when i had just whispered to my friends i want to bear his children

me tryin to talk bob into letting me ride it until doomsday releases

me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw 💕

WHY DOES LIKE NO ONE WRITE FICS ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT????!! DOES NO ONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN APP FIND GABRIEL LABELLE AS HOT AS I DO???!

yk what jayce. i’ll always be on your side!!! now can you PLEASE HIT IT FROM THE BACK