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#AND THIS IS WHY I JUST SAY “Nice.” TO MYSELF #saw an older guy with a trans tee the other day #“Trans right are human rights” each word coloured a stripe of the flag #really wish I'd said something #but also THIS

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casivarn

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

#Jack Krauser #anything to make a pretty boy feel special #“This was originally about Minecraft youtubers”#maybe one day I'll hear something good about them

amongthespaghetti

okay i know we normally do this with more pop-focused festivals but i wanna see how many metalheads are on this site: how many groups do you recognize?

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Voting ended onJul 3

(i recognized 64)

#53 #and only like #one #in the entire bottom half #what the fuck is Lindsey Stirling doing there??????

punishedsaints

anachronic-cobra

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

#reminds me of work tonight #manager: you forgot to do X #Well that's news to me I've literally never done x before #it's never been mentioned #guess I am now!#(so sick of it I'm tasked out every night #meanwhile other people complain they're bored doing nothing more than half their shift #Nightshift is such bullshit)

bareniabirkin

😟😳😳😳

squadron-of-damned

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

theclockworkjudas

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

h4nds4ndwich

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

#I mean #resting it on your pinky #is doing damage simply with the weight #do you have a dent in your pinky?#I know I fucking do #baffling it's hardly ever talked about #and yeah after a while it hurts

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recapitulation

you can sleep like shit to increase your meow score

#hey you know what the best part about always being tired is..#meow

vicholas

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

vicholas

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

gunsandfireandshit

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

noneedtofearorhope

state communists and anarchists were calling each other larpers years ago

#idk what the point of that last addition is #if they're trying to take away from the fact that #it's very much been the buzz word du jour #also #it's an acceptable term to gatekeep with #and I don't think that's accidental #when I saw Anime Fans deliberately using it instead of “tourist”#yeah that's when I think it was really clear #it has mostly bad uses I'm not a fan

prokopetz

Frankly, I don't buy the theory that the repeated sweeping deletions of trans women's blogs have principally been the product of bad-faith mass reporting campaigns abusing automated moderation. I've been falsely mass-reported before, on multiple occasions, and nothing's ever come of it. Someone is pulling that trigger.

#y'know #on the one hand #this is Prokopetz #who is constantly full of shit #and never able to substantiate any claims they make #on the other hand #this is Prokopetz.#I fully believe they've been mass reported multiple times before #anyways this was a good reminder to block them #it's annoying enough seeing them posted to reddit as it is #(no I don't really care if this is rude)

aorryn47

Anyone who has been in a long term relationship will know that eventually you develop your own idiosyncratic vocabulary.

Moneybags is one such term for us.

See, Moneybags is a character introduced in the second Spyro game. My wife and I both love Spyro and definitely spent a good chunk of time during lockdown replaying the remastered original trilogy. Moneybags is a character no one likes. He makes you pay him gems to unlock powers and doors, etc. Real capitalist behavior to keep resources you need locked behind a paywall.

So, anyway, for whatever reason, "moneybags" has entered my wife's and my vernacular.

We definitely share expenses and have access to each other’s bank accounts, but we technically have our own separate accounts (for student loan/tax bullshit reasons). This means that whenever one of has more money in our checking account, that person is referred to as Moneybags and gets to do all the bigger purchases.

Which then makes me wonder what cashiers and servers think then we just casually declare, "YOU'RE Moneybags right now, so YOU get to pay!"

Whatever they are thinking, I doubt it is an extortionist cartoon bear with a monocle.

#weird that I was just reading about this character on Reddit I think yesterday #so I know exactly what they're talking about #also lmao I can't even look at OP's blog because it might contain mature content #this fucking website #(reminder the setting cannot be toggled unless I verify which... no)

so1987-deactivated20230102

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

so1987-deactivated20230102

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

dailypattondoodles

Oh.

OH

lurlur

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

#Ayup #none of those function correctly #they're either non-existent or too much #there's no in-between

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kyra45

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*throws you once more into the last game you played yet again*

Are you surviving?

Absolutely not

Unfortunately no

no

Maybe

There is a chance

Yes

Thriving

Take me there PLEASE

YAY

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Hollow knight/Silksong player? Go fight the sun.

Voting ended onJun 10

#Sandrock #yeah but it's a fucking desert so I'm not happy about it #also I ain't buildin' shit #the amount you do in a day is outright CRIMINAL

tbposting

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

#listen I only play the videogames this isn't me and no one say “Yet”

textonly

#I thought the joke was gonna be about how a child is forever #but that works too

discflame

my live reaction to this moment

#content warning literal substance abuse #drugs & alcohol #so I looked up the context for this #it's parody #(obviously)#essentially trying to sneak things past the show's lawyers #and like #this is less sneaking #and more taking a Scorched Earth approach

sometiktoksarevalid

#ok #so the Owl City took me tf out laughing #and the Cher is WITCHCRAFT #How

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boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.