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Littleguysdaily this is my favorite of your many great little guys. I think about this one a lot.

Hell Yeah

can I ask you a favour, man? you're one of my best friends and when I die I want you to tie string around my body and turn me into a marionette at my funeral and reenact all the major events in my life

i keep seeing posts absolutely drowning in purple five-dollar words and a couple vague references to greek gods and i always think "this kind of writing must go so hard if youre stupid", assuming it must be something a teenager wrote from like 2015, then it's a post by a 28 year old from two days ago that has like 30k notes and im reminded this website floats on incredibly tacky and dumb nerds

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

just be a silly goose with me already you fucking coward