The Jelly Fox

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

I love you butch lesbians. You are everything. Release the power beam.

hillarys wild for this one

i showed this to some friends and they agreed that it looks like freddy is showing sam and carly that somebody forcefully tattooed osama bin laden on his arm, like he just escaped and sam was making a joke, and then he rolls up his sleeve and goes ‘these guys aren’t playing around.’ and sam stands up and goes ‘we can’t just take this sitting down, guys! we need to fight back. we can’t let this go.’