SIC VITA EST

i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him

if the beatles did salvia paul would’ve transitioned and they would’ve invented jane remover 60 years earlier

nolan’s odyssey looks so disappointing i’m genujnely considering watching the brad pitt troy

going up to a self proclaimed “guy who thinks about the roman empire every day” and asking him to name three roman emperors who are not augustus, marcus aurelius, or constantine. negative points if he says julius caesar

sharing a room with someone for the next month HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFFFFF

surely my strategy of not eating until dinner, walking 15,000 steps a day, and smoking cigarettes until i’m nauseous will help me lose weight this summer #eurosummer