shitpost ghost

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

OOP is the creator of the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG, btw. He also worked on the early Doom and Quake games. I feel like this maybe explains some things.

this does, in fact, explain a lot. learn cosmic horror by committing cosmic horror or whatever.

It's ten million years in the future and you're a space ninja that's actually a robot that's actually a replicator-printed nanite zombie that's actually piloted by the ghost of a psychic child that lives on the moon, running missions for your third adoptive mom (who's actually your second adoptive mom impersonating your first adoptive mom)