Making Friends Making Fiends

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

housewives in the 50s as soon as their husbands left for work

2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

are you one of those fuckin time travelers

date of origin of op’s post: october 4th, 2018

I can’t believe the source of that reaction image is Bart and Lisa doing the Game Theory Sans is Ness bullshit but with comic characters

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

why does wine taste like shit?

i am going to run through the woods naked

I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

Wonder what this kings up to these days

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

THIS IS A GOOD SITE

I had no idea they warned for strobe effects, that’s awesome! They give me headaches and nausea.

The environment and preservation of precious species is very important, but at the top of my list of reasons the idea of global warming makes me go feral is the thought of 100+ degree weather lasting one more fucking day than it has to