birds ate my face

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

tae-lor swiff's padawan era before she ditched the order & married that ugly ass separatist >>>>

🙋🏼‍♀️ theffateofspopheliass Follow

OMG there is NO PROOF Travi supports the separatist movement. Posing with Nute Gunray after winning the shockbowl doesn't mean ANYTHING about his actual politics it's basic **FUCKING** professionalism. And judging a woman for her choice to leave a misogynist cult is DISGUSTING. All you losers would rather have Tae still traumatized and writing albums about how devastating the attachment ban was than happy and thriving with a big dick hubby. Maybe give the lyrics of "Honey" a read: "If anyone called me 'honey' / It was training in the temple, droid white / They were saying that blade don't suit me / And I swung like a bantha" 🗣️ 🙄

🦷 bloglikeajedi Follow

whatever seppie

🫆 fyeahcharrispxcx Follow

anyway stream sympathy is a slugthrower

🌠 wookiee-kriffer-wookiee-lover Follow

So sorry to butt in really I am very sorry. I know about the cult allegations but since when do people call the Jedi misogynist?

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i was going to give a genuine balanced answer to this but then i realized your account is just. exclusively reblogs of cartoon wookiee micropenis porn.

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i scrolled for like 3 hours man i couldn't find anything but cartoon wookiee micropenis porn. endless variations on how the penis could be lost in the 1 polygon fur and shit. really took something out of me

🧟‍♀️ loveskenobi Follow

this spost is a fucking nightmare

🏞️ unofficialnabootourism-board Follow

anyone in this thread smoke death sticks

🪢 vladtheimposter Follow

Ah....ahem...I must go against the tide at hand. The Swiffie has a point: Tae-Lor suffered greatly in the order. The Jedi may wear the mask of nurture, but only as a blindfold, just as suitable for wrapping around a dissenter's mouth....to the brave few, the Jedi are the rag itself, old, flimsy, soon to be discarded into the depths of our great core...I cannot hate Swiff for seeking such freedom. Nor can I claim honest curiosity to her boyfriend's leanings, when at the heart of your oh so beloved Republic sits none other than the most fearsome, all powerful Sith...

🌸 nix-christo Follow

what. what. what.

👐 strawberryspothic Follow

dude just dropped that shit and dipped

🧑🏿‍🎤 xx_panicked-loverz_xx Follow

I understand we're well past that but the swiffie having no objections to the calling Travi ugly is killing me

🪏 nottielottieknotts Follow

omg gang i was going through my trainwreck spost tag & look at this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1 cycle old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he knew lol

🧞‍♀️ jediloversanonymous Follow

yeah we're all in hiding now barbara can you keep it moving

👱🏻‍♀️ swiffie-heritage-sposts Follow

With a heavy heart, I come to you all with the news announced by close friends of Cat Frazier that she had passed away on Monday, June 29.

She had been running @animatedtext since 2012, with her impact on the internet SHAPING tumblr. If you have a years long history on this site, you’ve seen her art.

She ran a venue in Oakland called Oakland Secret, a punk venue where I’d vend at regularly as an artist. She made a safe space for queer artists, artists of color, and local furs too. I am forever grateful for her work both in the Bay Area creative scene and online, and am forever changed by the totality of her impact.

I’ll be linking some articles from the 2010’s about her impact online: The Fader | Action | Jezebel | ObviouslySocial

I invite you to take a visit through her archive, and if you have a long history with this site like I do, it’s like walking down memory lane. (open link in browser)

The Princess Out of School, 1901