birds ate my face

Lion Farm Estate, Oldbury, West Midlands, 1991

Jake plot: going to doggy heaven. Unavoidable.

Corlys Alyn and Adam plot about the festering resentment of finally meeting your highborn father only when all his legitimate heirs are dead and he wants to turn you and your baby brother into weapons of war: not nearly enough

Aegon plot: larys I wish I was a girl

Aemond plot: ser Criston I don’t know what you’re talking about this woman seems perfectly normal to me. Anyways would you like any of the weirwood ghb she gave me I find it quite calming. Am I the messiah. I’m never going back to kings landing btw. Also everything needs to be on fire right nowwwwwwwww

Helaena plot: the prophecy dagger is telling me that war is bad. And also that it’s time to look real sad out the window for 5-6 episodes before it’s time to die. Oh well

Daemon plot:

Baela plot: looking very sad on screen to the left at jakey’s funeral :/

Rhaena plot: idk but I am sure will get mad about the nettles of it all regardless

Criston plot: how quickly do I have to st. sebastian martyr myself for the cause afterwards to redeem myself for the sin of being a deadbeat pseudostepdad and also doing hand stuff with my queen’s knight brother on the road. Anyway why are the trees howling all of a sudden

Alicent plot: Rhaenyra war is baddddd this isn’t you🥺also can yuo put that out on me can we run away together this can still work. Don’t call mysaria back

Rhaenyra in King’s Landing Plot:

“Heroin used to be my main man. You could be my main man.”

ANNE BAXTER as Eve Harrington