birds ate my face

fuck its Already like 100 am

#BLUEBEARDSDIVORCECOURT

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

I'm calling for an ape suffrage movement this is ridiculous at this point. you can't even do chimpanzee patriarchy without female chimpanzees tbh

I'm such a koba apologizer like come the fuck on

Caesar needs to attend some ptsd workshops for real

you know what it really sucks that the planet of the apes is a blockbuster franchise like I'm SOOOO interested in the anthropology of their society. especially given everything we know about chimpanzees. all I care about is the gender politics, the economy, the actual politics... they should've made Caeser female in the first place 😔

koba performing the funny monkey act was like. genuinely chilling

and koba is an honourable ape!

I'm such a koba apologizer like come the fuck on

Caesar needs to attend some ptsd workshops for real

you know what it really sucks that the planet of the apes is a blockbuster franchise like I'm SOOOO interested in the anthropology of their society. especially given everything we know about chimpanzees. all I care about is the gender politics, the economy, the actual politics... they should've made Caeser female in the first place 😔

koba performing the funny monkey act was like. genuinely chilling

I'm such a koba apologizer like come the fuck on

Caesar needs to attend some ptsd workshops for real

you know what it really sucks that the planet of the apes is a blockbuster franchise like I'm SOOOO interested in the anthropology of their society. especially given everything we know about chimpanzees. all I care about is the gender politics, the economy, the actual politics... they should've made Caeser female in the first place 😔