birds ate my face

fuck its Already like 100 am

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

He really internalized the part of Alys’ prophecy about dying in harrenhal and took off his helmet to go to war because he is not there so he can’t die. my goat

He really internalized the part of Alys’ prophecy about dying in harrenhal and took off his helmet to go to war because he is not there so he can’t die. my goat

i haven't watched the s3 opener yet but i will speak my truth even though they will kill me with hammers. aemond kissing a horrified alicent is like the sexiest thing he's done all show

doomscrolling thru the weather app