birds ate my face

fuck its Already like 100 am

i think the funniest thing about the jiang family is that everyone has a different opinion of how adopted wei wuxian is. jiang cheng and jiang yanli are like ‘he is obviously our brother? wei wuxian who told you you were adopted 😱’, jiang fengmian is like ‘wei wuxian is like the son i never had. who’s jiang cheng’, madame yu is like ‘didn’t we have a servant called wei wuxian once i can’t remember.’

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

It is kinda funny that there’s a whole genre of post that’s like “I wish it was normalized to do [extremely transgressive & radical thing].” And I mean often to an extent I agree but at the same time you can tell the post is sort of made with the intention to both retain the social coolnessTM of doing said transgressive and radical thing while also wishing it was like. easier to do it. It’s just kinda funny. Unfortunately if you want the laurels of being counterculture you do kinda have to put in the legwork. If it’s easy it’s just Culture.

Saw a post this morning that said verbatim “shocking messy experimental art should be more accepted” LOL.

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.