birds ate my face

fuck its Already like 100 am

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

It is kinda funny that there’s a whole genre of post that’s like “I wish it was normalized to do [extremely transgressive & radical thing].” And I mean often to an extent I agree but at the same time you can tell the post is sort of made with the intention to both retain the social coolnessTM of doing said transgressive and radical thing while also wishing it was like. easier to do it. It’s just kinda funny. Unfortunately if you want the laurels of being counterculture you do kinda have to put in the legwork. If it’s easy it’s just Culture.

Saw a post this morning that said verbatim “shocking messy experimental art should be more accepted” LOL.

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

Person from a country with the most valuable monetary unit, the most powerful passport and whose language is spoken by most people on the planet: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS FOR US TO TRAVEL

I know for a fact that Niall stayed on his bullshit. Butch was the best man at his wedding. They went to that spa LAST NIGHT and did coke in the bridal suite before Lori got there. Credit to Alby for trying, but that man is broken beyond repair. Absolute failure. One of the greatest characters of the last decade.